conn8757
02-05-2009, 06:03 PM
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a
teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and
Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa
got retarded and they moved to Florida .. Now they live in a
tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.
They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags
because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must
have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do
exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down
in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man
sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf
carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat
the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the
people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center
for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded
someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the
man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they
can visit their grandchildren.
PRICELESS
teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and
Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa
got retarded and they moved to Florida .. Now they live in a
tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.
They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags
because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must
have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do
exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down
in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man
sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf
carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat
the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the
people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center
for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded
someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the
man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they
can visit their grandchildren.
PRICELESS