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Taltarzac725
08-17-2016, 12:37 PM
The Top 20 Best Anti-Love Songs in Country Music (http://countrymusic.about.com/od/toppicks/tp/Top20CountryAntiLoveSongs.htm)
The Top 20 Best Anti-Love Songs in Country Music - Page 2 (http://countrymusic.about.com/od/toppicks/tp/Top20CountryAntiLoveSongs.01.htm)
Maybe, I will start writing one of these. I have not written a song for posting on TOTV for a few years and I am still in a mood.
Polar Bear
08-17-2016, 01:07 PM
My two favorites are "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away" and "Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye".
photo1902
08-17-2016, 01:22 PM
My two favorites are "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away" and "Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye".
Now that's funny!
graciegirl
08-17-2016, 02:36 PM
Then there's ...
Got along without ya before I met ya, gonna git along without ya now. Gonna find someone who's twice as cute 'cause I didn't like you anyhow...
you tube. got along without ya before I met ya gonna git along without ya now - Bing video (https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=you+tube.+got+along+without+ya+before+I+m et+ya+gonna+git+along+without+ya+now&view=detail&mid=CB83C89C1E325F3A1D3ECB83C89C1E325F3A1D3E&FORM=VIRE)
Walt.
08-17-2016, 03:25 PM
If this is open to non-country tunes...
The Rolling Stones - Out Of Time
The Rolling Stones - Out Of Time - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFe78Cm0YCE)
Taltarzac725
08-17-2016, 03:29 PM
"Lawyers In Love"
I can't keep up with what's been going brown
Now that my love is wearing another's wedding gown
Among the Villagers in their hospital scrubs
She may soon be cleaning some of their urine tubs
While ignoring the strangled cries of lawyers in love
God sends his thanks to America, the beautiful
The Villagers dine at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful waiters and waitresses
Pitying us lawyers in love while longing for Happier Days
Waiting for the Blooming Onion to arrive
To the mating calls of lawyers in love
Last night I watched the news from TOTV and on channel 640 AM
The mental patients escaped while we weren't watching them, like mental patients will
Now we've got all these empty rooms, we will need more brooms
And I hear the 65th Village will be open soon
As vacation land for lawyers in love
Now as I cry for a flower that has gone brown
And how she is wearing another man's wedding gown
When all is said and done among the Villagers in the hospital scrubs
she will be again among the urine tubs
But trying again to make yet another doctor or lawyer fall in love.
Walt.
08-17-2016, 03:48 PM
Oh... how could I forget...
One of my old favorites:
Roy Clark - Thank God and Greyhound
Roy Clark "Thank God And Greyhound" - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx8x3LCnYZw)
Taltarzac725
08-17-2016, 03:52 PM
"Lawyers In Love"
I can't keep up with what's been going brown
Now that my love is wearing another's wedding gown
Among the Villagers in their hospital scrubs
She may soon be cleaning some of their urine tubs
While ignoring the strangled cries of lawyers in love
God sends his thanks to America, the beautiful
The Villagers dine at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful waiters and waitresses
Pitying us lawyers in love while longing for Happier Days
Waiting for the Blooming Onion to arrive
To the mating calls of lawyers in love
Last night I watched the news from TOTV and on channel 640 AM
The mental patients escaped while we weren't watching them, like mental patients will
Now we've got all these empty rooms, we will need more brooms
And I hear the 65th Village will be open soon
As vacation land for lawyers in love
Now as I cry for a flower that has gone brown
And how she is wearing another man's wedding gown
When all is said and done among the Villagers in the hospital scrubs
she will be again among the urine tubs
But trying again to make yet another doctor or lawyer fall in love.
"Lawyers in Love" by Jackson Browne - YouTube (https://youtu.be/BEULVyg1O_8)
This would be the music to use. Too bad I do not sing. Actually it would be pretty bad.
Rapscallion St Croix
08-17-2016, 03:55 PM
Hands down winner is Nilsson's "You're Breaking My Heart".
Do not Google this song if you are likely to be offended by explicit lyrics.
graciegirl
08-17-2016, 04:54 PM
Hands down winner is Nilsson's "You're Breaking My Heart".
Do not Google this song if you are likely to be offended by explicit lyrics.
How about that old country song...
I have tears in my ears from layin' on my back in my bed when I cry over youuuuuu.
Barefoot
08-17-2016, 06:12 PM
My two favorites are "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away" and "Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye".
:a20::girlneener::ho::mademyday:
Yung Dum
08-17-2016, 07:22 PM
I like this one.
One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong
By Leonard Cohen
I lit a thin green candle
To make you jealous of me
But the room just filled up with mosquitoes
They heard that my body was free.
Then I took the dust
Of a long sleepless night
And I put it in your little shoe
And then I confess
That I tortured the dress
That you wore for the world to look through.
I showed my heart to a doctor
He said I’d just have to quit
Then he wrote himself a prescription
Your name was mentioned in it.
Then he locked himself
In a library shelf
With the details of our honeymoon
And I hear from the nurse
That he’s gotten much worse
And his practice is all in a ruin.
I heard of a saint who had loved you
I studied all night in his school
He taught that the duty of lovers
Is to tarnish the Golden rule.
And just when I was sure
That his teachings were pure
He drowned himself in the pool
His body is gone
But back here on the lawn
His spirit continues to drool.
An Eskimo showed me a movie
He’d recently taken of you
The poor man could hardly stop shivering
His lips and his fingers were blue.
I suppose that he froze
When the wind took your clothes
And I guess he just never got warm
But you stand there so nice
In your blizzard of ice
Oh please let me come into your storm.
ConnieNonnie
08-17-2016, 07:43 PM
Gloria Gaynor - I Wll Survive
Pat Benatar- Love Is A Battlefield
Fraugoofy
08-17-2016, 09:13 PM
My favorite anti-love song is "Love bites" by Def Leppard. They didn't sing too many slow songs and this one is great!
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Taltarzac725
08-17-2016, 09:14 PM
I like this one.
One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong
By Leonard Cohen
I lit a thin green candle
To make you jealous of me
But the room just filled up with mosquitoes
They heard that my body was free.
Then I took the dust
Of a long sleepless night
And I put it in your little shoe
And then I confess
That I tortured the dress
That you wore for the world to look through.
I showed my heart to a doctor
He said I’d just have to quit
Then he wrote himself a prescription
Your name was mentioned in it.
Then he locked himself
In a library shelf
With the details of our honeymoon
And I hear from the nurse
That he’s gotten much worse
And his practice is all in a ruin.
I heard of a saint who had loved you
I studied all night in his school
He taught that the duty of lovers
Is to tarnish the Golden rule.
And just when I was sure
That his teachings were pure
He drowned himself in the pool
His body is gone
But back here on the lawn
His spirit continues to drool.
An Eskimo showed me a movie
He’d recently taken of you
The poor man could hardly stop shivering
His lips and his fingers were blue.
I suppose that he froze
When the wind took your clothes
And I guess he just never got warm
But you stand there so nice
In your blizzard of ice
Oh please let me come into your storm.
That's quite good. Thanks for posting that.
Number 6
08-17-2016, 09:52 PM
Dylan could write a pretty good anti-love song. I give you
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1) It Ain't Me Babe
2) Don't Think Twice It's All Right
3) Positively 4th Street
I am sure that there nore.
Taltarzac725
08-18-2016, 08:00 AM
I hope that the new soon to be bride has a sense of humor in case she sees this. I do wish her and her new husband all the best.
I have really enjoyed my talks with her the last year or so.
She does seem internet unaware. And I probably should have tried a lot harder to get my feelings known better much sooner.
Oh, well.
Still cannot figure out what lawyer she used to be married to but one makes me shake in my boots and he probably would keep tabs on her. I am quite honest in my life though. The digits do not quite add up for the one I am so taken back by as he looks like one of the best lawyers in the US. Also one to be the most careful with in all regards.
I have seen no indication of this kind lady on TOTV. I will miss her talks with me. And I have a lot of moving parts in my life-- like my 224 613 Project-- that I have little real control over. I can communicate with many of the people involved in it but what they do and when is not up to me. My guess is that this Super Lawyer would be quite aware of me and my Project though even if you often have to have a law degree or some other advanced degree to see what I have been doing over the past 25.75 years. And if he is not, then I am certainly not going to be the one to tell him.
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