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09-10-2016, 11:28 AM
An Englishman goes to the Congo to run for elected office.
He gives his first speech and the crowd screams ungowa, ungowa, ungowa, at his next speech the same reaction the crowd screams ungowa ungowa ungowa.
For his third stop he must get to THE VILLAGES and has no idea how to get there. He sees the Chief the only one who seems fluent in english and asks him how to get to THE VILLAGES. The chief tells him at best the signs are confusing what you do is go three fields to the left and then three fields to the right. So of course the traveler asks how ill I know where one field ends and the next on starts.
The chief tells the traveler you don't even need to know that the third field that you need to cross is the only one that is fenced. The reason is that it has a huge old BULL in it. This time of year he is friendly as mating season is over.
JUST ONE THING WHEN YOU CROSS THE FIELD BE CAREFUL YOU DO NOT SLIP AND FALL INTO THE UNGOWA.
We seem to think we have the right we have the duty, the world wants to be just like us. THE WORLD SEES WHAT IS GOING ON HERE AS PILES OF UNGOWA.
He gives his first speech and the crowd screams ungowa, ungowa, ungowa, at his next speech the same reaction the crowd screams ungowa ungowa ungowa.
For his third stop he must get to THE VILLAGES and has no idea how to get there. He sees the Chief the only one who seems fluent in english and asks him how to get to THE VILLAGES. The chief tells him at best the signs are confusing what you do is go three fields to the left and then three fields to the right. So of course the traveler asks how ill I know where one field ends and the next on starts.
The chief tells the traveler you don't even need to know that the third field that you need to cross is the only one that is fenced. The reason is that it has a huge old BULL in it. This time of year he is friendly as mating season is over.
JUST ONE THING WHEN YOU CROSS THE FIELD BE CAREFUL YOU DO NOT SLIP AND FALL INTO THE UNGOWA.
We seem to think we have the right we have the duty, the world wants to be just like us. THE WORLD SEES WHAT IS GOING ON HERE AS PILES OF UNGOWA.