View Full Version : And that extra lenght? That was kinda fun too.
Talk Host
03-28-2009, 09:27 AM
Am I the only one who laughs out loud every time I see that commercial about EX-tends. The one with the, middle age couple, sitting side by side with a smirk on their face, talking abut "all the fun" they have had as the result of Ex-tends. At the end, he looks in the camera and says, "That extra length, well that was kinda fun too."
It is hysterical. Does it really sell the product? I can't believe that anybody would fall for that nonsense.
JLK
sschuler1
03-28-2009, 12:02 PM
We think that commercial is funny, but the original commercial with the guy with the huge smile on his face constantly is even funnier.
Talk Host
03-28-2009, 02:11 PM
We think that commercial is funny, but the original commercial with the guy with the huge smile on his face constantly is even funnier.
That one with "smiling Bob" is a different product. That was Enzyte and the guy who make those tablets was just sentenced to 25 years in prison for ripping off the public.
Muncle
03-29-2009, 02:52 AM
Hey, TH, how are those pills working for you?
One thing that gets to me about all the erectile dysfunction ads is that all the guys look like they've probably done a triathlon earlier in the week and are just coming back from the gym. I guess it wouldn't be too sexy to have an obviously 60 year old balding guy with a beer gut talking about getting it on.
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Here's a puzzle.
The guy may be in jail, but I just saw a commercial on the local Fox outlet for the Enzyte stuff.
I don't know if the commercial was local or national. How can they keep on advertising it?
KathieI
03-31-2009, 05:17 PM
I guess it wouldn't be too sexy to have an obviously 60 year old balding guy with a beer gut talking about getting it on.`
hmmmmm, not so sure about that, Uncle Muncle. He could be cute to me, esp if he's only 60... oops, showing my age again...
Boomer, help me out here. I'm in trouble again...
Boomer
03-31-2009, 05:31 PM
hmmmmm, not so sure about that, Uncle Muncle. He could be cute to me, esp if he's only 60... oops, showing my age again...
Boomer, help me out here. I'm in trouble again...
My! My! Kathie! Are you one of those cougars I keep hearing about?
You know, I am starting to get a little worried. You may know how paranoid I am about Mr. Boomer leaving me for Paula Deen. And now, over in that other thread, I read about how much you love to cook and how you cook Italian. And I think Italian is the only kind of cooking in the whole world that can trump Southern cooking.......Uh oh.
Boomer
superuke
03-31-2009, 07:08 PM
Ex-tend works great! I tried it and it keeps me from rolling out of bed.
Why do they call them cougars?
:shrug:
Boomer
03-31-2009, 09:09 PM
Why do they call them cougars?
:shrug:
Well, Mr. Tony, do we have to explain everything to you?
OK, then. Now, pay attention.
A cougar is an older woman who knows what she is doing. Financially self-sufficient. Independent thinking. Not looking for a good provider. She's figured it all out and she goes after what she wants. And she gets the cougar name when she is on the prowl for a younger man. A cougar is a clever, experienced huntress.
I don't think a cougar is to be confused with a sugar momma. A sugar momma is different. You know, like a sugar daddy where the charm is in just the money. In fact, I hear that there are young men now who are known as cougar hunters because they prefer the company of older women. Things are not so complicated that way.
Got it?
Boomer
chuckinca
03-31-2009, 09:17 PM
Here's a puzzle.
The guy may be in jail, but I just saw a commercial on the local Fox outlet for the Enzyte stuff.
I don't know if the commercial was local or national. How can they keep on advertising it?
Somebody else bought the company from the guy in jail! The company was fined $500 Mil by the Feds which probably put them in bankruptcy and someone else, who liked the smiley bob commercials, stepped up to the plate.
His 70 YO mother is in jail for two years also.
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Boomer
03-31-2009, 09:17 PM
hmmmmm, not so sure about that, Uncle Muncle. He could be cute to me, esp if he's only 60... oops, showing my age again...
Boomer, help me out here. I'm in trouble again...
(uh oh, again)
Hi Kathie,
Well you called my name to help get you out of trouble because you said that stuff about a guy "only 60" and your age. And then I wondered if you could be one of those cougars I have heard about. And then Mr. Tony showed up and started asking questions and then I had to try to define the word 'cougar' for him. Kathie, now I think I might be the one in trouble.
Boomer
And just where were cougars when . . . .
Oh, never mind.
Boomer
03-31-2009, 10:15 PM
And just where were cougars when . . . .
Oh, never mind.
Well, Mr. Tony, I see that my explanation of cougars was thought provoking. You seem to be getting a really clear picture now. Thank an English major.
Boomer
KathieI
03-31-2009, 10:16 PM
A cougar is an older woman who knows what she is doing. Financially self-sufficient. Independent thinking. Not looking for a good provider. She's figured it all out and she goes after what she wants. And she gets the cougar name when she is on the prowl for a younger man. A cougar is a clever, experienced huntress.
Boomer
Boomer your not in trouble, you nailed me right on the head!! Here's the Queen of Cougars !!!!
Muncle
03-31-2009, 10:19 PM
I am aghast!
It is amazing how this thread can start out intelligently discussing something scientific and medical like erectile dysfunction and you women have to immediately denigrate the discourse into something about sex and overage strumpets. Where are the days of quiet philosophical discussion?
Oh, and Tony, you can view the occasional cougar in her natural habitat at Urban Flats later in the evening.
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Boomer
03-31-2009, 10:25 PM
Boomer your not in trouble, you nailed me right on the head!! Here's the Queen of Cougars !!!!
Kathie, Kathie, Kathie,
Back when we were in our mid 40's, one of my friends was a cougar before that was what it was called. She had herself a younger guy. She moved him right in. He remodeled her entire house. The guy knew a lot about a lot of useful stuff. But eventually, she got rid of him. The reason? Because he did not know who Grace Kelly was. True story. I do not make this stuff up. But it is approaching midnight so I will have to get out of here. I do not want to have to start explaining more stuff to Mr. Tony, especially after midnight.
Boomer
KathieI
03-31-2009, 10:29 PM
I am aghast!
It is amazing how this thread can start out intelligently discussing something scientific and medical like erectile dysfunction and you women have to immediately denigrate the discourse into something about sex and overage strumpets. Where are the days of quiet philosophical discussion?
Oh, and Tony, you can view the occasional cougar in her natural habitat at Urban Flats later in the evening. `
Uncle Muncle, wat time should I meet you there?? Yes, this was a very intelligent thread until Boomer and I got involved, yeah sure!
The Great Fumar
04-02-2009, 06:15 PM
Names, I need names.........
And who in the hell is Grace Kelly ??????????? AAAAAHHHH True Love , True Love !!!!!
twiterpated Fumar .....:shrug:
Boomer
04-02-2009, 06:55 PM
Names, I need names.........
And who in the hell is Grace Kelly ??????????? AAAAAHHHH True Love , True Love !!!!!
twiterpated Fumar .....:shrug:
Why yes. Oh Great Fumar, you do know Grace Kelly, after all, I see....
"True love, troooooooo love,
And on and on it will always be,
Love foreverrrrrrr more."
Hey, it looks like those lyrics just brought us right back on this thread topic.
Boomer
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