bsliny
04-02-2009, 08:44 PM
CEO� Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET� A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
BEAR MARKET� a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING� The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO� The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER � What my financial planner has made me.
STANDARD & POOR� Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST� Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT� When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION� The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW� The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO � What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS� What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR� Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT � an archaic word no longer in use.
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET� A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
BEAR MARKET� a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING� The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO� The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER � What my financial planner has made me.
STANDARD & POOR� Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST� Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT� When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION� The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW� The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO � What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS� What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR� Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT � an archaic word no longer in use.