REDCART
07-29-2009, 07:07 PM
The Train Ticket
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the
football game. At the station, the three men each buy a
ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket? asks one of the men.
Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take
their respective seats but all three women cram into a
toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and
says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing
on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for
the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the
three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
asks one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves
into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just
down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women
leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the
men are hiding. She knocks on their door and
says, "Ticket please."
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the
football game. At the station, the three men each buy a
ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket? asks one of the men.
Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take
their respective seats but all three women cram into a
toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and
says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing
on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for
the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the
three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
asks one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves
into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just
down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women
leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the
men are hiding. She knocks on their door and
says, "Ticket please."