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golfing eagles
03-19-2017, 01:21 PM
it was safe to go into the water, I just witnessed another first. We all know to watch carefully when going by a tunnel exit on the MMPs, since some cart drivers just shoot out and ignore the stop sign. But 1/2 hr. ago traveling south on the BV MMP, just south of Liberty Park a tunnel intersects. What I didn't expect was a SUV shooting out of the tunnel. So, to the nice lady with short blond hair driving the white SUV, you don't look old enough to be senile (yes, I got a good look since you were only 3 feet away), so may I presume you are an imbecile? I have no idea how you got on that particular segment of MMP, but you must have been driving on it some distance, but crossing under BV in a tunnel is something the man from Guinness should consider putting in his record book. I hope you got wherever you were going safely, and didn't kill anyone along the way. Please consider never getting behind the wheel of a motor vehicle EVER again.

dietpepsi
03-19-2017, 01:26 PM
we them all the way from half ass to ass and half here!

John_W
03-19-2017, 05:05 PM
Must of been a very low SUV, how high are those tunnels?

Laker14
03-19-2017, 05:50 PM
Well, I feel a lot better about being the guy with the turn signal always blinking.

golfing eagles
03-19-2017, 05:54 PM
Must of been a very low SUV, how high are those tunnels?

Better question is: What is it's turning radius?

graciegirl
03-19-2017, 06:12 PM
Better question is: What is it's turning radius?

That is what my husband said.

Glad she missed you. Dear Lord.

MikeV
03-20-2017, 01:16 AM
Now that is one for the record books for sure.

rubicon
03-20-2017, 04:09 AM
I have seen a few auto on the MMP but never coming out of a tunnel. As i recollect the tunnel in question does not contain any speed bumps because if it had this woman's roof would have been damage and she may have ended up with a headache.

golfing eagles
03-20-2017, 04:15 AM
I have seen a few auto on the MMP but never coming out of a tunnel. As i recollect the tunnel in question does not contain any speed bumps because if it had this woman's roof would have been damage and she may have ended up with a headache.

Not sure---it was more of a mini SUV crossover than a full size SUV

Two Bills
03-20-2017, 04:37 AM
SUV...... Small Underground Vehicle. :ho:

MikeV
03-20-2017, 04:58 AM
SUV...... Small Underground Vehicle. :ho:

Good One! :a20:

golfing eagles
03-20-2017, 05:19 AM
Perhaps I've underestimated the driver. After all, those turns into a tunnel are tough in a cart, much less a car. Of course, when you take up both lanes it's easier.