This has to be a record

[Chatbrat]

On the un named news site--a villager was arrested @8:30 AM in from of the Publix in Spanish Plaines for DUI
Come people do we have any contenders for an earlier bust.

[graciegirl]

On the un named news site--a villager was arrested @8:30 AM in from of the Publix in Spanish Plaines for DUI
Come people do we have any contenders for an earlier bust.

I don't drink. Maybe someone else can help you.

[DonH57]

On the un named news site--a villager was arrested @8:30 AM in from of the Publix in Spanish Plaines for DUI
Come people do we have any contenders for an earlier bust.

Eight thirty is way too early. I don't drink till a quarter till!:D

[Chi-Town]

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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[Rapscallion St Croix]

I was rudely awakened at 7 am by some bikers who wanted to shoot pool at the Hogfish Bar and Grill in Key West. I was face down on the table and my feet were stuck in the corner pockets. My most recent memory prior to that was three days ago when I was visiting the butterfly garden in Gainesville. When they lifted me off the pool table, I noticed that my lower back felt sore. I was dismayed to find a tramp stamp tattoo when I looked in the mirror in the men's room. Fearing that I had lost my wallet, I checked my pocket and found it. When I counted my money, I had two thousand dollars more than I left home with on Sunday. I was surprised to find a matchbook from the Florabama Bar in Orange Beach, AL in my front pocket with a phone number and the words, "Abby...Dominatrix" written on the cover. In my other pocket was one of those four frame photos from a coin operated booth with pictures of me and Greg Allman. Also in that pocket was a ticket for panhandling from the NOPD and a ticket stub from Graceland. But, no, I can't compete with the guy in the paper.

[DonH57]

I was rudely awakened at 7 am by some bikers who wanted to shoot pool at the Hogfish Bar and Grill in Key West. I was face down on the table and my feet were stuck in the corner pockets. My most recent memory prior to that was three days ago when I was visiting the butterfly garden in Gainesville. I noticed that my lower back felt sore. I was dismayed to find a tramp stamp tattoo when I looked in the mirror in the men's room. Fearing that I had lost my wallet, I checked my pocket and found it. When I counted my money, I had two thousand dollars more than I left home with on Sunday. I was surprised to find a matchbook from the Florabama Bar in Orange Beach, AL in my front pocket with a phone number and the words, "Abby...Dominatrix" written on the cover. In my other pocket was one of those four frame photos from a coin operated booth with pictures of me and Greg Allman. Also in that pocket was a ticket for panhandling from the NOPD and a ticket stub from Graceland. But, no, I can't compete with the guy in the paper.

LOL Excellent!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

Maybe it was an all nighter?

[CWGUY]

I was rudely awakened at 7 am by some bikers who wanted to shoot pool at the Hogfish Bar and Grill in Key West. I was face down on the table and my feet were stuck in the corner pockets. My most recent memory prior to that was three days ago when I was visiting the butterfly garden in Gainesville. I noticed that my lower back felt sore. I was dismayed to find a tramp stamp tattoo when I looked in the mirror in the men's room. Fearing that I had lost my wallet, I checked my pocket and found it. When I counted my money, I had two thousand dollars more than I left home with on Sunday. I was surprised to find a matchbook from the Florabama Bar in Orange Beach, AL in my front pocket with a phone number and the words, "Abby...Dominatrix" written on the cover. In my other pocket was one of those four frame photos from a coin operated booth with pictures of me and Greg Allman. Also in that pocket was a ticket for panhandling from the NOPD and a ticket stub from Graceland. But, no, I can't compete with the guy in the paper.

:oops: Anyone know how to remove coffee from a keyboard?

[graciegirl]

:oops: Anyone know how to remove coffee from a keyboard?

Umm...it's worse than that over here:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:.............. ....

[NECHFalcon68]

I was rudely awakened at 7 am by some bikers who wanted to shoot pool at the Hogfish Bar and Grill in Key West. I was face down on the table and my feet were stuck in the corner pockets. My most recent memory prior to that was three days ago when I was visiting the butterfly garden in Gainesville. When they lifted me off the pool table, I noticed that my lower back felt sore. I was dismayed to find a tramp stamp tattoo when I looked in the mirror in the men's room. Fearing that I had lost my wallet, I checked my pocket and found it. When I counted my money, I had two thousand dollars more than I left home with on Sunday. I was surprised to find a matchbook from the Florabama Bar in Orange Beach, AL in my front pocket with a phone number and the words, "Abby...Dominatrix" written on the cover. In my other pocket was one of those four frame photos from a coin operated booth with pictures of me and Greg Allman. Also in that pocket was a ticket for panhandling from the NOPD and a ticket stub from Graceland. But, no, I can't compete with the guy in the paper.

Sounds like the opening scene of a new "Hangover" movie...

[Topspinmo]

Most alcoholic's never really sober up. If they do they see how miserable life they're leading. I can always smell alcoholic from 4 feet away. Nothing will cover the smell of pint in the morning to get started. Record! Hardly if they had check point I guessing 30% would be arrest for over the limit.:wine::gc:

[Nucky]

Maybe the guy who got arrested found a place that provided a very good pour.

[DonH57]

Maybe the guy who got arrested found a place that provided a very good pour.

The guy didn't help himself by driving around with empty containers either. Not very bright.:1rotfl:

[golfing eagles]

I was rudely awakened at 7 am by some bikers who wanted to shoot pool at the Hogfish Bar and Grill in Key West. I was face down on the table and my feet were stuck in the corner pockets. My most recent memory prior to that was three days ago when I was visiting the butterfly garden in Gainesville. When they lifted me off the pool table, I noticed that my lower back felt sore. I was dismayed to find a tramp stamp tattoo when I looked in the mirror in the men's room. Fearing that I had lost my wallet, I checked my pocket and found it. When I counted my money, I had two thousand dollars more than I left home with on Sunday. I was surprised to find a matchbook from the Florabama Bar in Orange Beach, AL in my front pocket with a phone number and the words, "Abby...Dominatrix" written on the cover. In my other pocket was one of those four frame photos from a coin operated booth with pictures of me and Greg Allman. Also in that pocket was a ticket for panhandling from the NOPD and a ticket stub from Graceland. But, no, I can't compete with the guy in the paper.

Been there, done that:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

Been there, done that:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I had some rowdy times with a bunch of Librarianship MA candidates at the U of Denver but what really put me under the table were the MBA students and their drinking contests. One night of vomiting all over a bar and I stopped that with the MBA students. Apple margaritas with the library students was enough for me. Top Secret Recipes | Applebee's Perfect Apple Margarita Copycat Recipe (http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/Applebees-Perfect-Apple-Margarita-Copycat-Recipe.html)

Mu Summer of 1983 roommate U of Denver was a very uptight MBA student. Then got maybe eventually three other male library students as roommates at the U of Denver. All the males pretty much but about two in the MA program.

[Rapscallion St Croix]

I am back in New Orleans. Last night, I asked my wife if she thought I should remove my baseball cap in the restaurant. She replied that I and everyone else in the joint were pulling the heads off crawfish and sucking out the insides so it probably didn't matter. We had lunch yesterday in a very nice restaurant that requires 100% ID for liquor regardless of how old one looks. I had left everything but my cash and room key in the hotel, so I ordered a Shirley Temple just to have a story to tell and as luck would have it, my cousin ordered a shot of Patron which accidentally fell into my drink.https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17523219_10208913318011535_5472290314227114163_n.j pg?oh=2b9ab0763bbe1368faaff5a434125239&oe=59965FA7

[graciegirl]

I am back in New Orleans. Last night, I asked my wife if she thought I should remove my baseball cap in the restaurant. She replied that I and everyone else in the joint were pulling the heads off crawfish and sucking out the insides so it probably didn't matter. We had lunch yesterday in a very nice restaurant that requires 100% ID for liquor regardless of how old one looks. I had left everything but my cash and room key in the hotel, so I ordered a Shirley Temple just to have a story to tell and as luck would have it, my cousin ordered a shot of Patron which accidentally fell into my drink.https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17523219_10208913318011535_5472290314227114163_n.j pg?oh=2b9ab0763bbe1368faaff5a434125239&oe=59965FA7


You are funny and I love you

in a perfectly chaste way your wife would approve of.

Kind wishes,

Happily married Grace Gantner