twoplanekid
05-24-2017, 02:38 PM
Don't know why the other thread was closed so..
it could be worse like this:
A police
officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Goodness, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control"
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!!?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part.......
"Only when he's been drinking."
Do what you want as long as NO one is along side of your car and believe some other car will do the unexpected--space is your friend- as a pilot, you should know this. I know this and agree.
Residents CAN USE the visitor gate too. I know this but many crossover to use their gate. The markings suggest that it is ok to switch lanes in the roundabout even though it’s a rule specified many times that you don’t stitch lanes in a roundabout. It is fun to watch but not so much to drive through.
As I suspected, the nice staff of the Villages at Welcome Wednesday suggested that I call a specific Sumter County Bridge and Road person to secure an answer to this question as Sumter County control the roads in this part of TV.
It was announced at the meeting that there might be a possibility that one day a week watering could be mandated by June 5th if a substantial amount of rain doesn’t fall on TV. The rain today hopefully will delay that requirement.
it could be worse like this:
A police
officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Goodness, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control"
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!!?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part.......
"Only when he's been drinking."
Do what you want as long as NO one is along side of your car and believe some other car will do the unexpected--space is your friend- as a pilot, you should know this. I know this and agree.
Residents CAN USE the visitor gate too. I know this but many crossover to use their gate. The markings suggest that it is ok to switch lanes in the roundabout even though it’s a rule specified many times that you don’t stitch lanes in a roundabout. It is fun to watch but not so much to drive through.
As I suspected, the nice staff of the Villages at Welcome Wednesday suggested that I call a specific Sumter County Bridge and Road person to secure an answer to this question as Sumter County control the roads in this part of TV.
It was announced at the meeting that there might be a possibility that one day a week watering could be mandated by June 5th if a substantial amount of rain doesn’t fall on TV. The rain today hopefully will delay that requirement.