The correct response

[Ralphy]

If a girl tells you she has a nipple ring, the only correct response is “I don’t believe you”.

[Ecuadog]

I'll bet you're from Missouri, Ralphy.

[DonH57]

I'm not from Missouri but that's what I'd say too!

[Taltarzac725]

Depends on what she looks like, how old she is and/or what shape she is in.