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fw102807
02-03-2018, 03:38 PM
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

redwitch
02-03-2018, 04:25 PM
Ouch! Funny, though.

CFrance
02-03-2018, 04:30 PM
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Ha ha! Got him!

MikeV
02-03-2018, 04:46 PM
Good one.


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Taltarzac725
02-03-2018, 05:22 PM
Heard that one before but it is still good.

manaboutown
02-03-2018, 07:23 PM
An oldie but a goodie!

Ecuadog
02-04-2018, 12:11 AM
Good one.