Mrs. Robinson
02-24-2018, 08:48 PM
A man called home to his wife and said: “Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We’ll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office today though.
I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Could you pack me a bag, and please pack my new blue pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, “Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes.”
After a moment he added, “Why didn’t you pack my new blue pajamas like I asked you to do?”
The wife smirked and replied, “I did, dear.
They were in your fishing box!
We’ll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office today though.
I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Could you pack me a bag, and please pack my new blue pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, “Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes.”
After a moment he added, “Why didn’t you pack my new blue pajamas like I asked you to do?”
The wife smirked and replied, “I did, dear.
They were in your fishing box!