barb1191
01-10-2010, 02:02 PM
Are you Kathlick?
THREE LITTLE*BOYS*were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.*
They decided it was because they had*not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.
So they went to the nearest church.*But, only the janitor was there.
One little boy said,*"We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.**Will you baptize us?"
"Sure,"*said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.**Then he said, "You are now baptized!"
When they got outside, one of them asked,*"'What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not*Kathlick, because they pour the water on you."
"We're not*Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not*Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."
The littlest one said,*"Didn't you smell that water?"
*They all joined in asking,*"Yeah! What do you think that means?"
**"I think it means we're*****kopailians!"
THREE LITTLE*BOYS*were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.*
They decided it was because they had*not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.
So they went to the nearest church.*But, only the janitor was there.
One little boy said,*"We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.**Will you baptize us?"
"Sure,"*said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.**Then he said, "You are now baptized!"
When they got outside, one of them asked,*"'What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not*Kathlick, because they pour the water on you."
"We're not*Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not*Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."
The littlest one said,*"Didn't you smell that water?"
*They all joined in asking,*"Yeah! What do you think that means?"
**"I think it means we're*****kopailians!"