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dewilson58
07-23-2018, 07:39 AM
"Made coffee" this morning...........Forgot the filter and forgot the coffee.
Came out pretty weak.
Trayderjoe
07-23-2018, 08:17 AM
"Made coffee" this morning...........Forgot the filter and forgot the coffee.
Came out pretty weak.
LOL.....I actually bypassed senior moments and went straight into senior months....
Villageswimmer
07-23-2018, 08:22 AM
"Made coffee" this morning...........Forgot the filter and forgot the coffee.
Came out pretty weak.
When you forget the filter, it’s good to forget the coffee. Less mess.
fw102807
07-23-2018, 08:22 AM
"Made coffee" this morning...........Forgot the filter and forgot the coffee.
Came out pretty weak.
:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: That is hilarious. I have done this by forgetting to put the pod in my Keurig. When we were younger it was just stupid now we get to have moments, I love it.
tomwed
07-23-2018, 08:49 AM
I try to make routines so I don't need to remember doing the mundane.
On my car key fob the bottom button unlocks the car so I remember "bottoms up." Too many times I would get a half block from the car and wonder if I locked it. I always walked back.
My key pops out of the fob when I push a red button like a switchblade. My routine is to lock the car and then push the key in the fob.
So if I'm a half a block away from the car and I touch my pocket and feel the key is out, not folded back in the fob I know I forgot to lock the car and head back. That almost never happens anymore now that I have a routine.
Ingenuity
07-23-2018, 08:54 AM
A couple of weeks ago I turned on the coffee making machine, went into the bedroom and heard a strange noise. Went back into the kitchen and realized I forgot to put the cup on the machine and coffee was spilling everywhere.:ohdear:
DonH57
07-23-2018, 09:03 AM
This morning I made coffee. Remembered the coffee, filter, and water. Forgot the piece that evenly distributes the water into the grounds. Remaking pot now.LOL
Boudicca
07-23-2018, 09:09 AM
And I forgot I’m no longer a teenager and ran out of the library into the pouring rain on Friday. The word “ran” is a clue. My 70 year old body performed an impromptu Double Gainor into the parking lot pavement. I was sprawled in puddles while torrential rain gave my hair a thorough cleansing. I’m now sporting an orthopedic boot for the 4-5 weeks while my broken foot heals
tomwed
07-23-2018, 09:15 AM
I remember calling my dad from time to time just to catch up. His first sentence was always "Well I got up this morning and made the coffee." I'm 30 years younger. I always wondered why he considered successfully making the coffee everyday was his first accomplishment for the day. This was a man who built our house from the ground up, rebuilt car engines, studied and got an electricians license at 45 and ran that business .......
Now I know why.
fw102807
07-23-2018, 09:18 AM
I remember calling my dad from time to time just to catch up. His first sentence was always "Well I got up this morning and made the coffee." I'm 30 years younger. I always wondered why he considered successfully making the coffee everyday was his first accomplishment for the day. This was a man who built our house from the ground up, rebuilt car engines, studied and got an electricians license at 45 and ran that business .......
Now I know why.
Without coffee there is...nothing
tomwed
07-23-2018, 09:31 AM
And I forgot I’m no longer a teenager and ran out of the library into the pouring rain on Friday. The word “ran” is a clue. My 70 year old body performed an impromptu Double Gainor into the parking lot pavement. I was sprawled in puddles while torrential rain gave my hair a thorough cleansing. I’m now sporting an orthopedic boot for the 4-5 weeks while my broken foot healsI'm so sorry. It was kind of you to share that story. My father always said "A word to the wise is sufficient." That took a long time for me to sink in.
fw102807
07-23-2018, 09:39 AM
And I forgot I’m no longer a teenager and ran out of the library into the pouring rain on Friday. The word “ran” is a clue. My 70 year old body performed an impromptu Double Gainor into the parking lot pavement. I was sprawled in puddles while torrential rain gave my hair a thorough cleansing. I’m now sporting an orthopedic boot for the 4-5 weeks while my broken foot heals
Ouch, that was a painful mistake a lot worse than a ruined pot of coffee. Hope you feel better soon.
Bjeanj
07-23-2018, 09:43 AM
And I forgot I’m no longer a teenager and ran out of the library into the pouring rain on Friday. The word “ran” is a clue. My 70 year old body performed an impromptu Double Gainor into the parking lot pavement. I was sprawled in puddles while torrential rain gave my hair a thorough cleansing. I’m now sporting an orthopedic boot for the 4-5 weeks while my broken foot heals
I feel bad for you. Aside from the pain, it must be truly inconvenient for you. Four days ago, I was walking my dog and tripped over nothing (husband is always telling me to pick up my feet). Fell down right in front of a man and woman. Not young enough anymore to just jump up and pretend I was fine. Man had to help me up while holding the dog’s leash. I can’t think the last time I skinned my knees! I got off much better than you did!
Dmbluk
07-23-2018, 10:11 AM
My Dad always told me I would be doing fine until I stop halfway on the stairs and look around and when I go to start again I can't remember if I was going up or down.
JGVillages
07-23-2018, 11:41 AM
Had a great Senior Moment story to share that happened last week but I can’t remember what it was!!!
raynan
07-23-2018, 12:18 PM
OP, I've done that.
kfierle
07-23-2018, 02:13 PM
Hmmm. . .
tomwed
07-23-2018, 02:17 PM
Hmmm. . .funny
valuemkt
07-23-2018, 04:14 PM
You're looking at it from the wrong perspective .. What you didn't realize is that you really wanted tea this morning and you have a potful of hot water .. just add the tea bag and you're done for the morning
asianthree
07-23-2018, 04:58 PM
Turn on my lights, unlock my doors, adjust the temperature, and start coffee pot on with Alexa. She never fails, unless you call her Alexis.:1rotfl:
CFrance
07-23-2018, 05:08 PM
Turn on my lights, unlock my doors, adjust the temperature, and start coffee pot on with Alexa. She never fails, unless you call her Alexis.:1rotfl:
Does she also remember to put the filter and the coffee in the coffeemaker?!!
asianthree
07-23-2018, 06:03 PM
Does she also remember to put the filter and the coffee in the coffeemaker?!!
Sadly she lacks the ability to roll into the kitchen, but I am working on it
2BNTV
07-24-2018, 09:41 AM
I love the sign that says, "if your drinking to forget, pay your bill now"!!! :smiley:
I haven't had any mishaps making coffee but...............
dewilson58
07-24-2018, 09:43 AM
Coffee process was executed properly this morning
CFrance
07-24-2018, 10:50 AM
I am too embarrassed to admit how many times I have brewed coffee onto the counter/cabinet face/floor. I like to blame it on the dog, because he can't talk.
Barefoot
07-24-2018, 11:08 AM
My Dad always told me I would be doing fine until I stop halfway on the stairs and look around and when I go to start again I can't remember if I was going up or down.To keep us sane, that is probably why houses in The Villages are designed without stairs. :evil6:
Bjeanj
07-24-2018, 11:47 AM
Coffee process was executed properly this morning
We’re so proud of you!
dewilson58
07-24-2018, 12:18 PM
We’re so proud of you!
One day at a time.
Nucky
07-24-2018, 01:23 PM
One day at a time.
Good words to live by.
Our son made this K Cup coffee for us called Triple Death with three xxx's on the container. Strongest stuff I ever had and I'm a Coffeeaholic! I'll get the exact name when he gets home. Rough stuff.:blahblahblah:
Bjeanj
07-24-2018, 02:45 PM
My dad made me espresso once and I thought it was really terrible.
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