chuck90199
08-23-2018, 10:04 AM
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
“I'd love to be ten again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Frosted Coco Puffs and jam on toast!
He took her to Lunatic Park and put her on every ride including The Slide Of Death, The Wall Of Fear, and the new Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.
Five hours later she staggered out of the park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to the movies for a three hour epic cartoon marathon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite candy and M&Ms!
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over to his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being ten again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realization...”I meant my dress size, you idiot!”
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
“I'd love to be ten again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Frosted Coco Puffs and jam on toast!
He took her to Lunatic Park and put her on every ride including The Slide Of Death, The Wall Of Fear, and the new Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.
Five hours later she staggered out of the park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to the movies for a three hour epic cartoon marathon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite candy and M&Ms!
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over to his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being ten again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realization...”I meant my dress size, you idiot!”
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.