chuck90199
10-10-2018, 02:50 PM
A man is away at a golf tournament, and receives a letter from his wife.
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your weeklong golf trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-250 when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake while answering a call from a woman on my cell phone.
The garage door is destroyed and the F-250 fortunately came to a stop when it crashed into your Corvette. It totaled both of them but luckily it missed my bike.
I'm really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me.
Your loving wife.
P.S. That cellphone call was from your girlfriend and she's pregnant.
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your weeklong golf trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-250 when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake while answering a call from a woman on my cell phone.
The garage door is destroyed and the F-250 fortunately came to a stop when it crashed into your Corvette. It totaled both of them but luckily it missed my bike.
I'm really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me.
Your loving wife.
P.S. That cellphone call was from your girlfriend and she's pregnant.