chuck90199
10-21-2018, 10:22 AM
An old Marine Pilot, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket, stopped by Starbucks at Lake Sumter Landing, and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat at a table outside sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?”
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, the early Grummans... flew a wildcat and Corsair in WWII and later in the Korea conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more that 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. You, what are you?”
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I take a shower, I think about about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think about naked women.”
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a LESBIAN.”
As he sat at a table outside sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?”
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, the early Grummans... flew a wildcat and Corsair in WWII and later in the Korea conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more that 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. You, what are you?”
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I take a shower, I think about about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think about naked women.”
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a LESBIAN.”