chuck90199
12-01-2018, 02:28 PM
A blonde goes into Dunkin and notices there is a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup.
So, she peels it off and starts screaming, “I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!”
The waitress says, “That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”
But the blonde keeps screaming, “I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!”
Hearing the noise, the manager comes over and says, “Miss, I'm sorry but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.”
The blonde says, “No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!”
She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads... “WIN A BAGEL.”
So, she peels it off and starts screaming, “I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!”
The waitress says, “That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”
But the blonde keeps screaming, “I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!”
Hearing the noise, the manager comes over and says, “Miss, I'm sorry but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.”
The blonde says, “No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!”
She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads... “WIN A BAGEL.”