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chuck90199
01-17-2019, 10:49 AM
We're into 2019 now and I still have so many unanswered questions!

I've never found out who let the dogs out?

Or, where’s the beef?

I still don't know how to get to Sesame Street?

Why doesn't Dora just use Google Maps?

Why are eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails and requires tools to open?

Why is “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

And, why do you have to “put your two cents in,” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts.” Who is that extra penny going to?

Just what exactly is Victoria’s secret?

And where is Waldo?

Can you hear me now?

Do you really think I am this witty? I'm not. I actually got this from my wife's hairdresser's step daughter who is married to a guy who works at Evans Prairie and who golfs with a cousin in Virginia Trace who found it on a blog posted by a guy in Fenney.

Kenswing
01-17-2019, 12:01 PM
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

And aren't hemorrhoids and asteroids kinda mixed up too?

Bjeanj
01-17-2019, 12:37 PM
Hahahahahaha

chuck90199
01-17-2019, 01:05 PM
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

And aren't hemorrhoids and asteroids kinda mixed up too?
Didn't think of those, Ken.