Favorite T-Shirts Redux

[Trayderjoe]

Haven't asked this in a while, but since I picked up two new t-shirts with slogans, thought I would share the slogans:

Sarcasm is what I do best

I used to be a people person, then people spoiled it.

Do you have any favorite/funny t-shirts that you own/have seen?

[kcrazorbackfan]

I like the one that on the front of the tee says “Hello. I don’t care”.

[villagetinker]

My wife just bought me one "I am here because you broke something" since I tend to help a lot of the neighbors.

She has one "I am only here to establish an alibi".

Then I have "Real men measure once and cut!" and "The man who dies with the most tools wins!"

[ColdNoMore]

About 30 years ago I bought a neon t-shirt in a Reno club/restaurant called "Kicks," that was owned by Paul Revere...of the rock group Paul Revere and the Raiders.

It was a tweak on the Hard Rock motto of "Love All...Serve All."


The Kicks t-shirt said. "Love All...Serve Who We want." :D

[ColdNoMore]

I had a friend many years ago that came back from a cruise, with a t-shirt that said; "Alaska, where men are men...and women win the Iditarod." :1rotfl:

[retiredguy123]

On the back of a guy sitting at the bar and written upside down, "If you can read this, please put me back on the stool".

[LI SNOWBIRD]

I saw a man on a cruise with a t-shirt that said 'Eat your children"

[Ecuadog]

Years ago, I saw a very attractive blonde wearing a tight t-shirt that read, "It ain't pretty being easy."

[Trayderjoe]

I like them all! Thanks for posting!

[Tom C]

My wife got me one that says, “I have a mind like a steel .. whatchamacallit”... at least that is what I think is says... I forget.

[collie1228]

I have one that says "In Dog Beers I've Only Had One".

[Trayderjoe]

I just saw this t-shirt: If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

[drpepper]

Saw this once. " Roses are red violets are blue, I have schizophrenia and so do I".

[Cedwards38]

"I am into fitness. Fitness taco in my mouth." :a040:

[Taltarzac725]

Minions In Black T-Shirt | BustedTees (https://www.bustedtees.com/t-shirt/minions-in-black-357)

"Minions in Black".

[Rapscallion St Croix]

Free Hugs on the front
World Champion Slut Hugger on the back

[tophcfa]

Just went to a friends birthday party who got two different t- shirts as presents.

"Dead in dog years" and "Old lives matter", both made me laugh : )

[Villagevip]

LSL square, an obese woman's t-shirt, "Archery is letting go"...

[duhbear]

Black t-shirt. White graphics and text. Picture of the congress building.
Text: Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

[CFrance]

I'm joining in late in the game, but I just saw three I like:

SORRY I'M LATE
I DIDN'T WANT TO COME


THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA
WHAT TIME?

and

MY WIFE SAYS I ONLY HAVE TWO FAULTS
I don't listen and something else.

[Kenswing]

Ride the S.L.U.T. :popcorn:

https://www.amazon.com/S-L-U-T-Apparel-Ride-the-T-Shirt/dp/B07BW56X53

[aninjamom]

One of my favorites I saw years ago: "Jesus saves, but Jews invest wisely". I had to laugh at that one!

[Midnight Cowgirl]

How's this one:

"I just want to drink wine and pet my dog!"

[graciegirl]

One of my favorites I saw years ago: "Jesus saves, but Jews invest wisely". I had to laugh at that one!

Now that there is very witty. I like it a lot.

My favorite so far.

Maybe ever.

I think I may be unredeemable.

[aninjamom]

Now that there is very witty. I like it a lot.

My favorite so far.

Maybe ever.

I think I may be unredeemable.

Never. God definitely has a sense of humor. He created the platypus. And lovebugs. :1rotfl:

[CFrance]

One that I like.

[retiredguy123]

I visited Carmel, CA when Clint Eastwood was the mayor. A gift shop was selling T-shirts with a picture of Clint pointing a huge pistol. It said "Curb your dog!"

[buzzy]

At an RV park store. "Camping is the act of spending a fortune to live like a homeless person"

[Barefoot]

Saw this once. " Roses are red violets are blue, I have schizophrenia and so do I". I like this one. :ho:

[CFrance]

And this one.

[ColdNoMore]

And this one.

:1rotfl:

[Madelaine Amee]

And this one.

Yours wins hand down :):):)

[IndianaJones]

I get a lot of comments when I wear my favorite shirt - "According to My Wife, I Am Very Happy"

[jebartle]

My husband was waiting outside store while I shopped, his shirt read Hugs $1.00. Some lady asked if he had change for a $20. btw, when I returned, he had $5.00 more. Can't take that boy anywhere! Giggle.

[aninjamom]

One that I like.

I love this one! Whoops , it didn't carry your photo over. The matter or energy one.

[Opmoochler]

I like the morons one!

[CFrance]

My husband was waiting outside store while I shopped, his shirt read Hugs $1.00. Some lady asked if he had change for a $20. btw, when I returned, he had $5.00 more. Can't take that boy anywhere! Giggle.
That's funny!:clap2::clap2: