chuck90199
04-20-2019, 02:13 PM
The Wisdom of Children
Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Amir, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
Don't sneeze in front of your mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don't answer him. - Michael, 14
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, 10
Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Amir, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
Don't sneeze in front of your mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don't answer him. - Michael, 14
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, 10