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Trayderjoe
09-04-2019, 06:28 PM
In a take-off of Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign", add in yours for one of the Villages "Entitled"...........

If you take up an entire parking spot with your golf cart, "here's your sign".....

thelegges
09-04-2019, 06:54 PM
If you park your car in No Parking Zone at the door of the Grocery . Here’s Your Sign

redwitch
09-04-2019, 06:56 PM
If you stop as soon as you enter a doorway, here’s your sign.

Velvet
09-04-2019, 07:01 PM
When you check the baguette with your hands for freshness and put it back... here’s your sign.

redwitch
09-04-2019, 07:11 PM
But... are the ‘entitled’ proud (boast) of their actions or ashamed of them?

G. Maxwell who scouted for young girls for Epstein’s pleasure had zero compassion for ‘little people’ i.e. not powerful, or wealthy individuals.

They do what they do because they can with little to no awareness of the results of their actions to others. But why make it so heavy on a fun thread?

Velvet
09-04-2019, 07:14 PM
Missed the fun thread part, sorry.

kcrazorbackfan
09-04-2019, 07:19 PM
If you stop in the middle of the aisle at Publix, Winn Dixie, Home Depot, Lowe's, etc., etc., etc., and are oblivious to other people trying to get through, here's your sign.

Velvet
09-04-2019, 07:31 PM
Or run them down with your cart because you’re in a hurry... here’s your sign.

redwitch
09-04-2019, 07:36 PM
If you think the 10 items or less sign doesn’t apply to you, here’s your sign.

Kenswing
09-04-2019, 07:41 PM
If you're playing golf when the course is closed. Here's your sign..

Michael Charles
09-04-2019, 07:46 PM
If you think that driving your car at 35 mph down the parking lot aisle right at me is your prerogative, here's your sign...I was walking into publix

kcrazorbackfan
09-04-2019, 08:05 PM
Or run them down with your cart because you’re in a hurry... here’s your sign.

I just turn and go to another aisle; wouldn't look too good for a retired LEO to run someone over with a shopping cart just because they're old and a little slow.

Here's YOUR sign...……..

tophcfa
09-04-2019, 09:45 PM
If you think the 10 items or less sign doesn’t apply to you, here’s your sign.

And then you pull out a handful of coupons, make the cashier do a price check on something so you can hopefully save 25 cents, then after wasting about 10 minutes in the express line you pull out your checkbook to pay. Here's your sign.

NotGolfer
09-04-2019, 10:08 PM
Vehicles that blow stop signs (sometimes the yield ones too)...here's your sign. No pun intended!!!

Jima64
09-05-2019, 05:05 AM
finally a topic that made me laugh this morning.

Bay Kid
09-05-2019, 07:12 AM
If you save seats at the town squares. Here's your sign....

salpal
09-05-2019, 07:13 AM
If you treat the wait-staff like personal servants and leave a crappy tip....here's your sign

Jess1980
09-05-2019, 07:19 AM
And then you pull out a handful of coupons, make the cashier do a price check on something so you can hopefully save 25 cents, then after wasting about 10 minutes in the express line you pull out your checkbook to pay. Here's your sign.

Then, when you take your cart to your car, you abandon it 30 feet from the cart corral and leave it in the parking space.

CFrance
09-05-2019, 07:27 AM
If you let your dog... oops, never mind. (Don't wanna start something.)

CFrance
09-05-2019, 07:29 AM
If you scream across the store for an employee... "YOU!! YOU!!! Over here." (Sam's Club, two years ago), here's your sign.

dewilson58
09-05-2019, 08:36 AM
ARC approval is optional.

jebartle
09-05-2019, 08:56 AM
Yipsters, Florida's friendliest hometown !!

DeanFL
09-05-2019, 09:09 AM
We should order thousands, and hand them out to offenders free of charge>

Trayderjoe
09-05-2019, 10:52 AM
When the golf cart path only sign doesn't apply to you.....here's your sign.

redwitch
09-05-2019, 02:35 PM
Two major buttons for me

If you park in a handicapped spot and then run into the store cause you only need one thing, here’s your sign.

If you think your adorable pooch, which is not trained in any way to be a service dog, should go everywhere with you, here’s your sign.

Velvet
09-05-2019, 02:56 PM
If you think most people are just not driving up to your expectations... here’s your sign.

kcrazorbackfan
09-05-2019, 05:54 PM
If, while playing golf, you can't fill 'em, fix 'em or rake 'em, here's your sign.

And if you wait until the last freaking moment to pull out of the diamond lane to turn left, here's your sign.

Fraugoofy
09-05-2019, 07:23 PM
If you stand in the middle of the sports pool and complain that people are ACTUALLY swimming... here's your sign...

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Sage327
09-05-2019, 08:31 PM
If you ride up the rear of a golf cart because they are going too slow (but are actually doing the speed limit).... Here’s Your Sign

tophcfa
09-05-2019, 08:36 PM
If you stand in the middle of the sports pool and complain that people are ACTUALLY swimming... here's your sign...

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:bigbow:

Absolutely love it, that is definitely a can't miss sign : )

Trayderjoe
09-05-2019, 11:01 PM
If you get to your water aerobics class and tell someone that they are in your spot, here's your sign

anothersteve
09-11-2019, 04:31 PM
If you think that you don't have to stop at stop signs because you feel they are "unnecessary"...............
Here's your sign.
Steve

Sage327
09-11-2019, 06:10 PM
If you think that you don't have to stop at stop signs because you feel they are unnecessary...............
Here's your sign.
Steve
:clap2:

Sage327
09-11-2019, 06:19 PM
If you think it’s perfectly legal to make a turn from the hashmark lane...Here’s your sign

OrangeBlossomBaby
09-11-2019, 07:38 PM
If you think the 10 items or less sign doesn’t apply to you, here’s your sign.

Conversely: When the guy in front of you miscounted and actually has 11 items, and you make a "big deal"™ about it in an effort to humiliate him, here's your sign.

Trayderjoe
09-12-2019, 06:22 AM
If you leave your yard waste bags in a public area, here's your sign.

Trayderjoe
09-12-2019, 06:23 AM
If the deed restrictions don't apply to you, here's your sign.