Older One Liners!!

[Lady J]

Youngish newbie from Dallas, TX and love the old sayings I am hearing. Such as Licketysplit, Readyinajiffy, Smackaronies....What are some of your favorite sayings? Makes me smile :)

[MSchad]

Okey dokey.

[Toymeister]

Said to someone who is cheap:

You are tighter than bark on a birch tree.

[Nucky]

Your tighter than a Crabs azz and Twice as Waterproof!

Bless Your Heart. - Many variations from true southerners not a transplant like me.

What do you want for NOTHING?

[retiredguy123]

It was so cold today, a lawyer was seen with his hands in his own pockets.

[Spoiler]

“He’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine”

[Spoiler]

“I’ll hit you with so many lefts, you’ll beg for a right”

[Spoiler]

“Fine as frog’s hair”

[dewilson58]

The Villages is done building.

[dewilson58]

Costco is coming.

[dewilson58]

It's the Developer's fault.

[Nucky]

It was so cold today I saw a rabbit wearing earmuffs!

He/She is so ugly He/She could make a Train Take A Dirt Road.

[Lady J]

Your tighter than a Crabs azz and Twice as Waterproof!

Bless Your Heart. - Many variations from true southerners not a transplant like me.

What do you want for NOTHING?

Clever!

[Lady J]

Youngish newbie from Dallas, TX and love the old sayings I am hearing. Such as Licketysplit, Readyinajiffy, Smackaronies....What are some of your favorite sayings? Makes me smile :)

Jurryrigit

Saying you are a VSV (Village Single Virgin) and you have been here for 4 decades.

StepandFetchit Anyone heard this? Kow what it means?

[Lady J]

Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear.

[Rapscallion St Croix]

Jurryrigit

Saying you are a VSV (Village Single Virgin) and you have been here for 4 decades.

StepandFetchit Anyone heard this? Kow what it means?


Stepin Fetchit was a black actor.

[Spoiler]

Hubba Hubba

[Spoiler]

S - - -, or get off the pot

:eek:

[kcrazorbackfan]

"That person is short a few straws of a full bale up there".

[Spoiler]

“Thats the way the cookie crumbles”

[Spoiler]

“What a bunch of pikers”

(As I don't really know what a piker is, this statement may be politically incorrect. So no offense to anyone who may be offended... :oops:)

[CFrance]

He's so tight he squeaks.

His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

[Lady J]

StepinFetchit was a term used where I grew up and it references someone who is demanding a person wanting you to "do this for me, do that for me" . The response, "I ain't your stepinfetchit. You get it yo' self!"

[Lady J]

what is a piker??

[Caroberts]

giddy up means let’s go quickly or hurry up

[Spoiler]

what is a piker??

I had to look this up myself. Turns out that a “piker” is someone who makes a commitment and then backs out

[dennisgavin]

just a word not used much anymore - dungarees (jeans)

[ufu1395]

Sho Nuff!

[retiredguy123]

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you are built upside down.

[Boomer]

- - -

[Jsewack]

It’s raining like a cow ****ing on a flat rock

[Rapscallion St Croix]

Grandpa used to threaten me with "I'll slap you naked and hide your clothes."
I won't deluge you with all the unique New Orleans speak I grew up with.

[tophcfa]

That person is a few french fries short of a happy meal

[Nucky]

Don't get your lip caught in the wringer.

(Rhymes with lip)

[Spoiler]

“Don't let the screen door hit ya, where the good lord split ya”

[Joe V.]

Why so sad? Did Chevrolet stop makin' trucks?

[Spoiler]

“Put the pedal to the metal”

[Spoiler]

“A face only a mother could love”

[Spoiler]

“If them jeans were any tighter, they’d have to be painted on...”

[Spoiler]

“What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?”

[Spoiler]

“the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”

[Velvet]

Room temperature IQ.
Lower than a toad’s ass.

[CWGUY]

Room temperature IQ.
Lower than a toad’s ass.

:faint:

[BK001]

Growing up, I heard all of these at one time or another. I guess my Irish roots are showing. LOL . :ohdear:


Three sheets to the wind

Drunk as a Skunk

On-the Wagon

Off-the-Wagon

Hair of the Dog

Blotto

Blitzed

Legless

Drink like a Fish

Hammered

Plastered

Wasted

S@&t-faced

Feeling no pain

Tanked

Tie One On

[BK001]

Low man on the totem pole.

[BK001]

You need that like you need a hole in your head.

[BK001]

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

[Nucky]

Useless as Boobs on a Nun. :popcorn: :pray:

[CWGUY]

Useless as Boobs on a Nun. :popcorn: :pray:

:faint:

[CWGUY]

Busier than a one armed paperhanger! :icon_wink:

[Spoiler]

“My mama didn't raise no fool”

[Spoiler]

“Candy’s dandy, but liquors quicker...”

:shocked:

[Spoiler]

“Well thats certainly nothing to sneeze about”

[Spoiler]

“Ain’t no skin off my nose”

[billethkid]

You couldn't find your a$$ with a map!!

[karostay]

He's so tight when he squeezes a nickel the Buffalo S--ts

[Spoiler]

“Must be jelly, ‘cause jam don’t shake like that”

[Spoiler]

“Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite”

[justjim]

“If I had your money, I would throw mine away”.

[justjim]

“Boy howdy”.

[Two Bills]

Fat as a butchers dog.
Gone like a f**t in a breeze.
****ed as a newt.
Drunk as a skunk.
Rare as hens teeth.
Sandwich short of a picnic.
A face that could curdle milk.
I trust you as far as I could throw you.
A face like the back of a bus.
A stitch in time save nine.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
The ship was lost for want of a nail.
Check is in the post.

.......and the dreaded words from my Mother
"Wait till I get you home!"

etc. etc.

[Skip’dabeat]

He’s wound tighter than an idiots watch!


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[Nucky]

Colder than a Witches Breast!

"May the road rise to meet you, and the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm on your face. and the rains fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again.

[Spoiler]

“Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs”

[Velvet]

May you live as long as you want
And never want as long as you live

[mtdjed]

He's so tight when he squeezes a nickel the Buffalo S--ts
or makes the Indian bite the buffalos a$$.

[ColdNoMore]

Said about a subordinate, co-worker, group member, etc.


"He/she may be a jerk...but they're our jerk."

[Rapscallion St Croix]

Didn't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ass.

[Michael Charles]

Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas.

[Spoiler]

“That would be like pizzin in the wind”

[Spoiler]

“What are you waiting for, .... Christmas?”

[fndrbndr]

He's dumber than a flat-headed chicken!

[Spoiler]

“You can lead a horse to water...”

[Nucky]

Nothin' from Nothin' Leaves Nothin'.

[graciegirl]

Does the pope poop in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?

[Two Bills]

"At first you wont like me, but after you get to know me, you will learn to hate my guts!"
Drill sergeant.