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SallySmith
07-07-2010, 07:45 AM
Could there possibly be Russian spies living here in the Villages?

With the recent news of spies working "deep cover" in communities across America it would be logical for the Russians to place spies in retirement communities to establish contacts and intel from former government workers.

Joe and Linda six pack that live next door could actually be Boris and Natasha Smirnoff. eek

salpal
07-07-2010, 08:30 AM
OMG, too funny, my maiden name was Sally Smith (honest to God).

Pats2010
07-07-2010, 08:47 AM
They will probably take samples of the Koolaid to their laboratories to discover the ingredients to happiness.

dfn8tly
07-07-2010, 12:35 PM
Are you planning a Joseph Mcarthy style inquisition? Won't work today.

graciegirl
07-07-2010, 12:42 PM
OMG, too funny, my maiden name was Sally Smith (honest to God).

You are kidding aren't you Salpal? Sally Smith sounds like a made up name.:wave::a20:

K9-Lovers
07-07-2010, 12:50 PM
Raskolnikov! Sharrup you mouth! Der is no one in Da Villages from Pottsylvania!

macro
07-07-2010, 01:34 PM
Emergency. emergency. evryboddy to get from street!

Sorry can't put accent in. :jester:

paulandjean
07-07-2010, 02:19 PM
I been told the goverment has placed several ex-mafia figures in the villages. under new names etc, goverment witness program.

Pturner
07-07-2010, 02:30 PM
I been told the goverment has placed several ex-mafia figures in the villages. under new names etc, goverment witness program.

I hope not. That's disgusting.

bkcunningham1
07-07-2010, 02:33 PM
The Sicilians are coming! The Sicilian are coming!

Wait, that's a different movie.

Witness/Victim Protection in TV for someone from Federal Hill in Providence, RI, would be worse than prison.

bkcunningham1
07-07-2010, 02:35 PM
p, what is wrong with you? You know the mafia doesn't exist. wink-wink

salpal
07-09-2010, 11:41 AM
Gracie, Sally Smith was truly my maiden name and my late brother was John Smith, and this will tickle you, my Mother is Grace "Gracie" Smith. My brother and I were named after our great grandparents (who had names other than Smith).

I remember when I was young, single and flirting, men would ask my name. When I replied, they invariably would say "C'mon, what is your real name?" My answer was that if were making up a fake name, I would be more imaginative.

Pats2010
07-09-2010, 12:19 PM
I been told the goverment has placed several ex-mafia figures in the villages. under new names etc, goverment witness program.

:ohdear: The Soprano's do Leisureville. Could there be a sequel?

philnpat
07-09-2010, 03:22 PM
It's obvious the spies have been here a longtime. I think they had a hand in designing the roundabouts! :rolleyes:

k2at
07-09-2010, 03:58 PM
I think a lot of people on this blog have too much time on their hands.

Boris Smirnoff

Pturner
07-09-2010, 04:23 PM
I think a lot of people on this blog have too much time on their hands.

Boris Smirnoff

Boris, poor me a stiff one.

Natasha

Boomer
07-09-2010, 04:58 PM
“They could not have been spies. Look what she did with the hydrangeas.” – That’s what one of the neighbors was quoted as saying when the spies were found out.

Ohdearohdearohdearohdear......

I love hydrangeas.

Ohdearohdearohdearohdear……

One of my neighbors complimented me recently on my big, splashy, floppy, happy row of Annabelle hydrangeas. And my neighbor also liked my Limelight hydrangeas. And then I told him all about my brand new Little Lamb hydrangeas......

ohdearohdearohdearohdear.....

Sometimes I just cannot help myself and I lapse into fluent hydrangea....

Ohdearohdearohdearohdear……

It’s one thing to speak fluent hydrangea….

But what on earth made me say to my neighbor, “You vill say hello to moose and squirrel”?

Oh nooooooooo..........Somebody is pounding on the front door!

Boomer Fatale

Pturner
07-09-2010, 05:18 PM
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/public/news_images/4/70680_165522_3.jpg

graciegirl
07-09-2010, 08:51 PM
Boy Howdy.

Yoda
07-09-2010, 10:40 PM
OMG, too funny, my maiden name was Sally Smith (honest to God).

Sure, and your sister-in-law is Pocahontas. :laugh:

Yoda

Army Guy
07-10-2010, 10:09 AM
But truthfully, I can tell you that spies can be everywhere. They recruit people who are just like us so they blend in. As most know I am still in the Army unitl my wife can retire and we are fulltime TV'ers. So I get briefings all the time on this. You may say why would they possibly be in TV? Even though someone may talk who was in the military, etc years ago, that one piece of outdated info may confirm other bits that lead to things going on today. So always be on guard. The only things I discuss are those either unclassified or that have been declassified.

Army Guy

dominick
07-10-2010, 02:56 PM
"I been told the goverment has placed several ex-mafia figures in the villages. under new names etc, goverment witness program."

Who are these rats and where do they live? My friends Sam & Willie from NJ would like to welcome them to TV and catch up on old times.

hedoman
07-10-2010, 03:46 PM
I don't know about spies but I hear TV is the #1 spot for witness protection

LOL:pepper2::evil6:

Pats2010
07-10-2010, 03:46 PM
"I been told the goverment has placed several ex-mafia figures in the villages. under new names etc, goverment witness program."

Who are these rats and where do they live? My friends Sam & Willie from NJ would like to welcome them to TV and catch up on old times.

Hey, that got me to thinking; wouldn't it be nice to have a Bada Bing at the Villages? LOL

K9-Lovers
07-10-2010, 05:26 PM
Hey, that got me to thinking; wouldn't it be nice to have a Bada Bing at the Villages? LOL

Mrs. K9 says: "Only if those older than 55 years are dancing on stage."

Rag Bagger
07-12-2010, 09:24 AM
This thread is v e r y interesting, STUPID!!! but v e r y interesting!

dpingram
07-12-2010, 11:42 AM
Hey, that got me to thinking; wouldn't it be nice to have a Bada Bing at the Villages? LOL

What's a Bada Bing?

Pats2010
07-12-2010, 11:54 AM
What's a Bada Bing?

It was a strip joint where Tony Soprano and his men hung out.

Tony is a character in the television series The Soprano's.

It was one of my favorite shows and I have every episode on DVD's.

Boomer
07-12-2010, 11:58 AM
What's a Bada Bing?

ohdearohmyohdearohmyohdearohmy!!!!!!

Maybe I should just say, ohhhhhh, noooooo, don't ask......

but I feel that since you asked, I should at least try to explain it.....

in the most delicate terms and tone possible, of course. We are ladies I know. But I will try.....

The Bada Bing was a bar of sorts in the "Sopranos" television series.

It was a bar where bored looking women danced with poles.

Noooooo, they were not doing the polka with guys from Poland.

Helpful Boomer

bkcunningham1
07-12-2010, 12:00 PM
A bada bing is what comes before a bada boom.

Really, it is the fictional strip club from the HBO series The Sopranos. It means something has been taken care of, or is completed. From beginning to end; bada bing, bada boom.

NJblue
07-13-2010, 08:55 PM
ohdearohmyohdearohmyohdearohmy!!!!!!



It was a bar where bored looking women danced with poles.

Noooooo, they were not doing the polka with guys from Poland.

Helpful Boomer

Thanks for the laugh!

dpingram
07-13-2010, 09:21 PM
ohdearohmyohdearohmyohdearohmy!!!!!!

Maybe I should just say, ohhhhhh, noooooo, don't ask......

but I feel that since you asked, I should at least try to explain it.....

in the most delicate terms and tone possible, of course. We are ladies I know. But I will try.....

The Bada Bing was a bar of sorts in the "Sopranos" television series.

It was a bar where bored looking women danced with poles.

Noooooo, they were not doing the polka with guys from Poland.

Helpful Boomer

Could this be the pole dance you are talking about?
http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/136304.html