Positives of social-distancing

[DeanFL]

There are positives to this Virus social distancing-thing...

I'm saving money on mouthwash and deodorant.

[Polar Bear]

Glad I’m not 6-feet-away-fake-elbow-bumping with you. :D

[DeanFL]

Glad I’m not 6-feet-away-fake-elbow-bumping with you. :D

you're fine, my testing indicated that 5' 2" was the 'stink diameter'. I've become immune to it now.

[BS Beef]

I’m an introvert so I think this is how the world should always work :icon_wink::icon_wink:

[Rapscallion St Croix]

Social distancing is not a problem for a misanthropic old geezer like me.

[Ecuadog]

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get back in the house.

[DianeM]

I’ve been in training for hermitting all my life. I’m good with it.

[jebartle]

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get back in the house.

Giggle snort! Will not share with the "old boy"

[Two Bills]

I’m an introvert so I think this is how the world should always work :icon_wink::icon_wink:

Me too!
I am just an anti-social old git anyway, so I think even longer distancing should continue after the 'thing' has gone.

[Bay Kid]

Perfume smells aren't as strong. No need to shower until Saturday.

[Two Bills]

Perfume smells aren't as strong. No need to shower until Saturday.

I am trying out a beard.
It actually feels disgusting!:)

[Westie Man]

I've been practising social distancing for 50 years

[Dianalea]

Oh my, thanks for the laugh this morning!

[davem4616]

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get back in the house.


LOL...thanks, we all need to just step back and laugh as much as possible

I still remember the words from some Lt Col as I entered basic training in the army back in '68:
"Men you're about to embark upon an 8 week journey, you'll get through this if you have a healthy attitude and a good sense of humor."

[TooColdNJ]

Glad I saved all of my fat clothes.

[PugMom]

thank you all for such clever amusing posts! :coolsmiley:

[NavyVet]

Regarding the safe distance thing:
"If you can smell their fart,
you're not far enough apart."

Agoraphobics are in heaven. Welcome to our world.
Plenty of upsides to staying in: Not having to deal with traffic, roundabouts, stores, people, getting dressed, etc. LOL :icon_wink:

[cj740@comcast.net]

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get back in the house.

Now, that made me laugh! Thanks for the bright moment. And, please let her back in.:clap2:

[jenistaf]

There are positives to this Virus social distancing-thing...

I'm saving money on mouthwash and deodorant.

Should help pay for the divorce lawyer....

[Fredman]

Perfume smells aren't as strong. No need to shower until Saturday.

Exactly my thoughts

[Ecuadog]

I told my wife how thankful I am, being quarantined with someone that I enjoy. She said, "Must be nice."