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05-02-2020, 06:52 AM
“There’s a new Virus”
to the tune of “I got a Woman” - with apologies to Ray Charles
Well, there’s a new virus, Spreadin around
It’s after you, It’s after me – Oh Yeah
There's a new virus, Trampin around, It’s all over, This big ol world
It sends your fever up, It messes up your lungs, It don’t quit until you drown
There’s a new virus, Spreadin around
It’s after you, It’s after me - Oh Yeah
Now the med folks, Say keep your distance, And wear that mask - Oh Yeah
I say Hell No, I know better, None of that crap for me - Oh Yeah
It doesn’t matter, If I splatter, I’m just doin what I gotta do
Tell those med folks, where to stick it, I know my rights – Oh Yeah
I’m goin’ crazy, Bein’ cooped up, It’s bad for me – Oh Yeah
I’m goin’ crazy, Bein’ cooped up, It’s bad for me
I need to get back, To livin’ my way, Hell, I paid my amenity fees
Sure, there’s a new virus, All around, But it won’t get me – Oh Yeah
No, It won’t get me, It might get you, But it won’t get me, I’ll help it get you
Oh Yeah
to the tune of “I got a Woman” - with apologies to Ray Charles
Well, there’s a new virus, Spreadin around
It’s after you, It’s after me – Oh Yeah
There's a new virus, Trampin around, It’s all over, This big ol world
It sends your fever up, It messes up your lungs, It don’t quit until you drown
There’s a new virus, Spreadin around
It’s after you, It’s after me - Oh Yeah
Now the med folks, Say keep your distance, And wear that mask - Oh Yeah
I say Hell No, I know better, None of that crap for me - Oh Yeah
It doesn’t matter, If I splatter, I’m just doin what I gotta do
Tell those med folks, where to stick it, I know my rights – Oh Yeah
I’m goin’ crazy, Bein’ cooped up, It’s bad for me – Oh Yeah
I’m goin’ crazy, Bein’ cooped up, It’s bad for me
I need to get back, To livin’ my way, Hell, I paid my amenity fees
Sure, there’s a new virus, All around, But it won’t get me – Oh Yeah
No, It won’t get me, It might get you, But it won’t get me, I’ll help it get you
Oh Yeah