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GoodLife
06-02-2020, 11:37 AM
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LOS ANGELES, CA—Religious people in Southern California have found a bold, creative solution for in-person meetings in spite of the continuing lockdown. This past weekend, several area churches attended church services disguised as righteously indignant rioters.

"We already have the righteous indignation thing down," said one church elder. "Now, we've simply added black balaclavas, hoodies, Guy Fawkes masks, and baseball bats! We found that when we do this, we can meet in large groups without much interference from the local authorities. It's been a delightful experience."

Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters | The Babylon Bee (https://babylonbee.com/news/churchgoers-avoid-arrest-by-disguising-themselves-as-rioters?utm_content=buffer8a3a5&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer)

Stu from NYC
06-02-2020, 11:52 AM
good grief

GoodLife
06-02-2020, 05:49 PM
good grief

Satire, the best way to illuminate hypocrisy.

Bay Kid
06-03-2020, 07:06 AM
Social distancing is over now. Just look at the news. Richmond VA mayor right in the middle of the crowd and side by close side. Lead by example.