Thoughts From Random Stuff

[jacksonbrown]

From Random stuff (https://oldnfo.org/2020/06/21/random-stuff-38/)

1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?

2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me.

4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among politicians and bureaucrats.

5. Just wait a second – so what your telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right!

6. People are scared getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds. As if catching a deadly disease and dyinga horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.

7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.

8. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.

9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.

11. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

13. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.

14. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
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[Stu from NYC]

From Random stuff (https://oldnfo.org/2020/06/21/random-stuff-38/)

1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?

2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me.

4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among politicians and bureaucrats.

5. Just wait a second – so what your telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right!

6. People are scared getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds. As if catching a deadly disease and dyinga horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.

7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.

8. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.

9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.

11. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

13. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.

14. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
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Very good thanks for posting

[Mikeod]

Nicely done. Thanks

[Ecuadog]

Thanks and I love your new signature line.

[Bjeanj]

:bigbow:

[fdpaq0580]

Thank you for brightening my day.

[Marion]

Well done. Thanks for good humor.

[Sensei]

very enjoyed!!

[Rich42]

If you thought that was humor, man did you miss the point!

[Rosebud1949]

Item #4 says it all.........

[RBW225]

Some really great common sense quotes, thanks.

[theruizs]

Thanks! Great points, and the humor helps to ease the pain of them.

[sktb888]

from random stuff (https://oldnfo.org/2020/06/21/random-stuff-38/)

1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?

2. Is it too early to put up the christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

3. When this virus thing is over with, i still want some of you to stay away from me.

4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among politicians and bureaucrats.

5. Just wait a second – so what your telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right!

6. People are scared getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds. As if catching a deadly disease and dyinga horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.

7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.

8. Another saturday night in the house and i just realized the trash goes out more than me.

9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.

11. The spread of covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

13. It may take a village to raise a child, but i swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.

14. Did a big load of pajamas so i would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
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lmaooooooo????????????????????????

[Joe C.]

Wait …. wait ….. wait a minute ----- Is there any way that I can politicize this?

Great random thoughts. Thanks!

[mcfirkle]

Brilliant my thoughts exactly

[kimgarwel12@gmail.com]

Thanks so much for starting my day off with a belly laugh!!! If it wasn't so hilarious, it would be pathetic......and so very true!!!

[Joanne19335]

If you thought that was humor, man did you miss the point!

Have you ever heard of “irony?” The post was serious but worded in such a way as to be humorous as well. Lighten up, Rich.

[pdp07]

Good Humor...or is that Ice Cream?

[La lamy]

#15 Germaphobes are living their best life right now.

[davem4616]

love it...thanks

there was a time when my wife would say "we need to get away"....we were already living in The Villages...so I'd laugh and I'd respond "away from what?" lol

Now I jump at the chance to drive to the town post office to drop off a letter vs. posting it where our mail box is :1rotfl:

[Scorpyo]

From Random stuff (https://oldnfo.org/2020/06/21/random-stuff-38/)

1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?

2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me.

4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among politicians and bureaucrats.

5. Just wait a second – so what your telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right!

6. People are scared getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds. As if catching a deadly disease and dyinga horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.

7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.

8. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.

9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.

11. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

13. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.

14. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
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Excellent. Thanks for the humor. I'm originally from the Bronx so number 3 is not a joke, it's a way of life.

A special thanks goes out to TOTV's Forums. Without them I wouldn't get any exercise.
You know we complain a lot about being Senior Citizens, but just think, we won't be responsible for the upcoming baby boom or the eventual child support payments.
I was also thinking, considering all the times I got my mouth washed out with soap, shouldn't I be immune?

[Michael Charles]

Thanks, I really needed a good laugh

[LG999]

Thanks, Jackson