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rjn5656
06-28-2020, 06:27 PM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

Stu from NYC
06-28-2020, 06:35 PM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

We have been very bored staying at home and would love a distraction. Could we please give us 24 hours notice before the next riot so we can make plans to attend.

Taltarzac725
06-28-2020, 06:54 PM
Pretty funny thread.

Reminds me of Mark Twain.

Steve9930
06-28-2020, 07:05 PM
Now that is hillarious.

Gulfcoast
06-28-2020, 07:29 PM
As a prospective buyer, I'd rather see live entertainment and dancing on the squares. Rioting and looting just doesn't do it for me.

Velvet
06-28-2020, 07:32 PM
Aw... I think OP’s post is funny. I wouldn’t worry if I were a prospective buyer, OP is tongue in cheek.

Ecuadog
06-28-2020, 07:36 PM
I hope that the rioters were wearing masks.

tophcfa
06-28-2020, 08:07 PM
Thanks for the laugh jrn5656, it's nice to read a thread that is on the lighter side, all good : )

skyking
06-28-2020, 08:48 PM
I saw that. Many "Old Lives Matter" signs. Things are getting out of hand.

n8xwb
06-28-2020, 08:51 PM
Not funny

Stu from NYC
06-28-2020, 08:59 PM
Not funny

au contraire as the French would say

Kenswing
06-28-2020, 09:01 PM
I vote for funny. People need to untwist their knickers once in awhile..

Boomer
06-28-2020, 09:24 PM
The OP was just having a little creative fun. :)

tophcfa
06-28-2020, 09:28 PM
Not funny

To the contrary, very funny.

John41
06-28-2020, 09:28 PM
funny

jebartle
06-29-2020, 03:56 AM
Not funny

Don't get your panties in a wad.

stadry
06-29-2020, 04:08 AM
c'mon, it is funny & appropos

vanjon
06-29-2020, 04:52 AM
So funny. Thank you, we need something to laugh

akerwin1909
06-29-2020, 04:58 AM
[QUOTE=Gulfcoast;1794090]As a new buyer, I'd rather see live entertainment and dancing too!

stadry
06-29-2020, 05:08 AM
even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while & she found you ! ;-) there may be another but i'm guessing the avg's fairly low compared to the statistics outside the 'bubble'

we JUST found our house & will be there in 30d - i'm the reluctant party & bride is chomping at the bit,,, many walkers waved while we were driving around but it all remains to be seen

billbob
06-29-2020, 05:19 AM
We were at that rally!! No, my wife just told me we were not there. She said we should have been there since we are out of denture cream, toilet paper, and Tylenol. Please hold rally around 4 so I can finish my golf game go to the pool, get a nap in, have a vodka and tonic on my lanai, watch my grass grow, and take a bike ride. Please also make sure it is done by 6:00 so I can make my regular stop to the bathroom to unload, watch the nightly news, read, and be in bed by 9:30.

Vonjor@gmail.com
06-29-2020, 05:24 AM
Wonderful😄

Tommyc6
06-29-2020, 05:29 AM
Thank you so much RJN found your post quite clever and yes very funny. A much needed distraction during these chaotic times.

Grill Meister
06-29-2020, 05:45 AM
As a prospective buyer, I'd rather see live entertainment and dancing on the squares. Rioting and looting just doesn't do it for me.
Gulfcoast.....not to worry, it was all in jest, and we will welcome you as a new neighbor with open arms. WELCOME NEIGHBOR!

Freeda
06-29-2020, 05:56 AM
And please don’t make it during the afternoon - too hot to get out.

PugMom
06-29-2020, 06:07 AM
very clever! you must have an excellent sense of humor ~!

atcspaul
06-29-2020, 06:10 AM
I saw this headline and it scared the **** out of me, We purchased a house in February and have not moved yet because of all the social unrest and of course covid. I couldn't wait to show my wife because I knew she would go nuts (which she did), great fun way to start the morning lol :bigbow:

oldtimes
06-29-2020, 06:11 AM
Funny

RC Rosenfeld
06-29-2020, 06:20 AM
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

Anne17
06-29-2020, 06:27 AM
I thank the OP s for the funny commentary on the Village riots. I agree that we are losing our sense of humor when something like this gets a negative response. Keep it up - the laughs are good for the soul.

Rr23070
06-29-2020, 06:29 AM
We need more humor like this. Lighten up and enjoy.😂😂

La lamy
06-29-2020, 06:29 AM
I believe the TV 'rioters' were also socially distancing and left thank you notes to the stores.

Siegfried
06-29-2020, 06:36 AM
Nicely written.

baramu
06-29-2020, 06:53 AM
Thanks for something light.

LoisR
06-29-2020, 06:55 AM
Hello Bob and Cheri,
And I thought they would have gone for the Viagara. Regards, Gary and Lois

DPayton
06-29-2020, 07:09 AM
Enjoyed that! Thanks for sharing.

jaccik1
06-29-2020, 07:11 AM
Hysterical. Thanks for the post.

gloria321
06-29-2020, 07:19 AM
:1rotfl::1rotfl:The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

PeterVincentD
06-29-2020, 07:20 AM
Best ever still laughing

Msdafliz
06-29-2020, 07:22 AM
We were at that rally!! No, my wife just told me we were not there. She said we should have been there since we are out of denture cream, toilet paper, and Tylenol. Please hold rally around 4 so I can finish my golf game go to the pool, get a nap in, have a vodka and tonic on my lanai, watch my grass grow, and take a bike ride. Please also make sure it is done by 6:00 so I can make my regular stop to the bathroom to unload, watch the nightly news, read, and be in bed by 9:30.

Thanks for the top chuckle of the day! I chuckled with the previous quotes from others but I laughed out loud with yours.

Thanks for your humor!!

HelenLCSW
06-29-2020, 07:28 AM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

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Travelingal702
06-29-2020, 07:32 AM
Not funny
Good lord, where is your sense of humor???

SuzyQtoo
06-29-2020, 07:35 AM
😂😂😂

SuzyQtoo
06-29-2020, 07:37 AM
I saw that. Many "Old Lives Matter" signs. Things are getting out of hand.

😂😂😂

2mnydogs
06-29-2020, 07:42 AM
This was a good one. We more mature people need to lighten up a bit. Being negative just wears me out. Love it.

Dr Winston O Boogie jr
06-29-2020, 07:43 AM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

Now that's funny!!!!!

Scorpyo
06-29-2020, 07:45 AM
As a prospective buyer, I'd rather see live entertainment and dancing on the squares. Rioting and looting just doesn't do it for me.
More than likely it was live entertainment and dancing. The OP probably mistook it for rioting. Have you seen the way some of us dance? Easily mistaken for rioting.

Mustagotlost
06-29-2020, 07:49 AM
Yes it was.

jlo2012
06-29-2020, 07:49 AM
That’s great!🤣🤣🤣

PJackpot
06-29-2020, 08:01 AM
Love it....

donfey
06-29-2020, 08:05 AM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

FINALLY, a lighter side to the terrible news with which we've been flooded. It's about time! Thank you.

Daxdog
06-29-2020, 08:08 AM
I would copy it snd put on my facebook page (with credit to the author), but I’m afraid people would think it’s true, cnn would be back here in a flash! Thanks very funny, I needed that!

traveler9
06-29-2020, 08:09 AM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.
Thanks for starting the day with a laugh. Clever writing

Mardarlowe
06-29-2020, 08:12 AM
Oh geez. It was funny. Get a life

Scorpyo
06-29-2020, 08:16 AM
This was a good one. We more mature people need to lighten up a bit. Being negative just wears me out. Love it.
"WE" mature people! Who you calling mature you whippersnapper?:boxing2:

WVB#1
06-29-2020, 08:35 AM
So sad for the few of you who didn't see this as funny. Life right now is way too serious 24/7 to stomp on something lighthearted. It was awful that someone yelled white power but who cares what CNN thinks of the villages. We know better. After all everyone out there also thinks it's the STD Capitol too. Great job OP!

mollyb
06-29-2020, 08:45 AM
“Old lives matter”. Good one...LOL!

theruizs
06-29-2020, 08:47 AM
Maybe the people who did not find this funny should not be reading posts in the “Just For Fun” forum. What do you expect to see here? The best comedy always involves current events. Geesh!

ColdNoMore
06-29-2020, 08:48 AM
An island of levity...is much appreciated. :thumbup:

Spike380
06-29-2020, 09:04 AM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.
I saw this online yesterday-it's a hoot! Thanks for posting it!

Darlene Lansing
06-29-2020, 09:07 AM
That’s a ‘GOTCHA ‘
Sure made me read the story ‼️👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

BeauJangles
06-29-2020, 09:10 AM
Disgusting.

Eileenrush
06-29-2020, 09:18 AM
😂😂😂😂

camaguey48
06-29-2020, 09:21 AM
You missed the joke.

Curtisbwp
06-29-2020, 09:52 AM
Very good

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

Jensor17
06-29-2020, 10:02 AM
Gosh you had me worried for a minute. I Don’t watch news stations ... I'm glad it’s a joke. 😉

Neils
06-29-2020, 10:02 AM
Not funny

Very funny. Only politics driving the train. Most know it.

Keep the funny comments coming please we need a laugh

OhioBuckeye
06-29-2020, 10:07 AM
Seriously, they must really think the retirees are all push overs. This is hard to believe that they would riot & protest in TV. Seriously, they’re making trouble in TV? I guess it would be pretty easy after 8 or 9:00pm, nobody is downtown we’re all sleeping by this time!

Scorpyo
06-29-2020, 10:17 AM
Well thought out and quite humorous. I like many others enjoyed it. I would bet dollars to donuts if Colbert or Kimmel did it all the sourpusses would have been laughing till their dentures fell out.

Stu from NYC
06-29-2020, 10:22 AM
So sad for the few of you who didn't see this as funny. Life right now is way too serious 24/7 to stomp on something lighthearted. It was awful that someone yelled white power but who cares what CNN thinks of the villages. We know better. After all everyone out there also thinks it's the STD Capitol too. Great job OP!

My son in law thought the STD stuff was hilarious and could not wait to send me the articles.:icon_wink:

Rosie1950
06-29-2020, 10:37 AM
Hello Bob and Cheri,
And I thought they would have gone for the Viagara. Regards, Gary and Lois
They thought about , but even with a quick strolling start couldn’t make it over the pharmacy counter!

llmcdaniel
06-29-2020, 10:59 AM
Cute.😂

r54player@gmail.com
06-29-2020, 11:03 AM
That’s funny😆

clwahlstrom
06-29-2020, 11:07 AM
Love this🤣🤣👍

Katelivingston
06-29-2020, 11:07 AM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.
Very funny!

Barefoot
06-29-2020, 11:18 AM
The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.
Hilarious.

quietpine
06-29-2020, 11:26 AM
Villagers squaring off and protesting each other, now that is funny!

Stu from NYC
06-29-2020, 11:58 AM
Thinking of starting a riot Thursday at 6 pm at Lake Sumter.

Could someone bring cookies?

Riots always better with cookies.

Tjjordan5
06-29-2020, 12:15 PM
Bubble Lives Matter

judithamorrison
06-29-2020, 01:05 PM
We’ve been here a year and love it!

frasep
06-29-2020, 01:37 PM
If you didn't think this was funny then you need to get over yourself and get a sense of humor!

Barborv
06-29-2020, 01:56 PM
First, what is OP? Second , when I first saw the heading I was like" Oh Boy, Youve got to be kidding me" But then when I started reading , it was very cute. Did get a chuckle from it.

ColdNoMore
06-29-2020, 02:10 PM
First, what is OP? Second , when I first saw the heading I was like" Oh Boy, Youve got to be kidding me" But then when I started reading , it was very cute. Did get a chuckle from it.

"Original Post" or "Original Poster." :ho:

Byte1
06-29-2020, 02:34 PM
My son in law thought the STD stuff was hilarious and could not wait to send me the articles.:icon_wink:

Not to divert from the subject, but a friend of mine from out West found out that I moved here and joked about the "STD" thing. I went to the CDC website and found out that the city that he retired to had three times the registered STD's. He hasn't joked about it any more and even came to visit me for a few days. If the urban legend keeps the riff raff out, then I don't mind.

P&WBryant
06-29-2020, 04:34 PM
I don't care who you are, but that's funny!

TomPerrett
06-29-2020, 04:43 PM
This just about sums it up in my view.

Although we did make the national news again.

colortec
06-29-2020, 05:46 PM
So funny. Love it.

golf4dns
06-29-2020, 05:54 PM
Hilarious!! Fun to read. Thanks!!

Scorpyo
06-29-2020, 06:41 PM
Hello Bob and Cheri,
And I thought they would have gone for the Viagara. Regards, Gary and Lois
They were until their wives found out and stopped them.

Red Rose
06-29-2020, 06:44 PM
Very funny!! Thanks for the diversion.

Scorpyo
06-29-2020, 06:44 PM
So sad for the few of you who didn't see this as funny. Life right now is way too serious 24/7 to stomp on something lighthearted. It was awful that someone yelled white power but who cares what CNN thinks of the villages. We know better. After all everyone out there also thinks it's the STD Capitol too. Great job OP!
I thought it was the STD capitol. That's one of the main reasons I moved here. I was told it was a Spectacularly Titillating Destination. Was I misled?

Stu from NYC
06-29-2020, 06:46 PM
I thought it was the STD capitol. That's one of the main reasons I moved here. I was told it was a Spectacularly Titillating Destination. Was I misled?

Just the females are members of that club

mabreyjk
06-30-2020, 06:11 AM
That is funny.

Rparra
06-30-2020, 06:37 AM
Hard to wear a mask over oxygen tubes.

gpk111
06-30-2020, 06:46 AM
Aw... I think OP’s post is funny. I wouldn’t worry if I were a prospective buyer, OP is tongue in cheek.

So was the response!! :)

gloria321
06-30-2020, 06:49 AM
I love the lighthearted humor! So much needed in these difficult times! Thank you!

TOMCAT
06-30-2020, 07:09 AM
Cute and funny!

jacksonbrown
06-30-2020, 07:09 AM
Old lives matter

Janlindsey4@gmail.com
06-30-2020, 07:28 AM
The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.
Hilarious comment to previous serious actions. Thank you for a touch of humor during these burdensome times.

Kathi71
06-30-2020, 08:36 AM
Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

Magajane
06-30-2020, 08:43 AM
I laugh every time I read this. How funny.
Thanks for making my day🥰

Bellavita
06-30-2020, 10:08 AM
of course that was funny, geezzz where is your sense of humor man

ShaSha
06-30-2020, 11:35 AM
Quite a sense of humor! If I thought you had a “day job” I would tell you to quit...

crazydeb10@yahoo.ca
06-30-2020, 11:39 AM
Love this and your sense of humour

Barefoot
06-30-2020, 12:10 PM
Please hold rally around 4 so I can finish my golf game go to the pool, get a nap in, have a vodka and tonic on my lanai, watch my grass grow, and take a bike ride. Please also make sure it is done by 6:00 so I can make my regular stop to the bathroom to unload, watch the nightly news, read, and be in bed by 9:30.:1rotfl:

Katelivingston
06-30-2020, 01:01 PM
Very funny. Thank you!!

Ismay
06-30-2020, 02:49 PM
Oh I needed that laugh...
thanks for taking the time.

Nick B
06-30-2020, 02:56 PM
Would the looting be in a line dance fashion ??

RBW225
06-30-2020, 03:49 PM
Very funny!! Thanks!

Stu from NYC
06-30-2020, 06:05 PM
Just back from our riot and had a great time.

It ended when we ran out of cookies and milk.

Would have lasted longer but several people said it was time for bed

Byte1
06-30-2020, 06:19 PM
Just back from our riot and had a great time.

It ended when we ran out of cookies and milk.

Would have lasted longer but several people said it was time for bed

Were the cookies Gluten Free?

Stu from NYC
06-30-2020, 09:06 PM
Were the cookies Gluten Free?

If you want gluten free cookies you need to make them. us rioters are partial to black and white cookies btw.

If you bring some you get front row space.

Byte1
07-01-2020, 02:05 PM
If you want gluten free cookies you need to make them. us rioters are partial to black and white cookies btw.

If you bring some you get front row space.

I do like Oreo cookies. :thumbup:

Smalley
07-01-2020, 02:43 PM
Tried to read the post to husband but was laughing too hard to read it!

Stu from NYC
07-01-2020, 03:19 PM
I do like Oreo cookies. :thumbup:

I will ask the committee if we can do oreos but right now 7/16 of the committee is taking their afternoon naps.

aletarw
07-05-2020, 11:56 AM
Thanks for the Laugh. We needed that.

Stu from NYC
07-05-2020, 12:16 PM
Thanks for the Laugh. We needed that.

Better yet can you supply oreo cookies to the poster above?