Sorry sir ,

[The Great Fumar]

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
>>>>> flight attendant looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one
>>>>> carrion allowed per passenger.'

:clap2:

[Carla B]

My husband cracked up when I read that to him. That is so funny!

[Taltarzac]

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.