The Hole in One Club.

[Taltarzac725]

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.

[Taltarzac725]

I SEE NOTHING I KNOW NOTHING!!! - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZGPwJmNLA)

Fitting.

[golfing eagles]

If it was anyone other than you, Tal (and a few others), I wouldn't have believed it

[CoachKandSportsguy]

was there an upside down pineapple anywhere outside the rest rooms?

[Taltarzac725]

was there an upside down pineapple anywhere outside the rest rooms?

No sign of a pineapple.

[Taltarzac725]

By the way, I would guess that this couple were both under 30 years old.

[DeanFL]

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...so rather than the Mile High Club, it's the "TV Ground Level Club".
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[Taltarzac725]

If it was anyone other than you, Tal (and a few others), I wouldn't have believed it

I deliberated whether to not to post this thread at all but it seemed like it would give some people a chuckle with all the social distancing around. Kind of hard to stay six feet away in the limited space of a Villages golf course rest room.

I use this restroom often and drag the pooch in with me. He hates the noise of the toilet though.

[CWGUY]

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...so rather than the Mile High Club, it's the "TV Ground Level Club".
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:shrug: Maybe the "vivid imagination" club.:undecided:

[Taltarzac725]

:shrug: Maybe the "vivid imagination" club.:undecided:

There were people who could corroborate this including four people out on their lanai. One of these was a golfer from the Belmont Golf Course as he was outside their lanai. Or I assume he was from the foursome on the fourth hole at Belmont. They probably would have noticed this couple as they were very hard to miss.

Belmont Golf Course - The Villages, Florida, United States of America | SwingU (http://courses.swingbyswing.com/courses/United-States/FL/The-Villages/Belmont-Golf-Course/24383)

[Mortal1]

so leading a boring life?

[Taltarzac725]

so leading a boring life?

Amazing how people believe whatever they want to believe. No. My life is very exciting if you pay attention to poster's content.

[GOLFER54]

Please don’t tell my wife. She’s been asking what happened to my golf clubs. ������

[Girlcopper]

By the way, I would guess that this couple were both under 30 years old.
Probably way over 60. Remember the article years ago that we have one of the highest STD rates?

[jedalton]

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.
there is no bathroom at Belmont

[jerseyjoy]

...but were they wearing their masks?

[stan the man]

I know exactly where you mean. About two weeks ago I saw a spaceship land in the pasture

[Taltarzac725]

...but were they wearing their masks?

No. They were not wearing masks.

[Taltarzac725]

there is no bathroom at Belmont

Belmont Golf Course - The Villages, Florida, United States of America | SwingU (http://courses.swingbyswing.com/courses/United-States/FL/The-Villages/Belmont-Golf-Course/24383)

You can see the bath room near hole 4 in this satellite photo. It is close to the Lynnhaven pool.

[stargirl]

They could at least hang a sock on the door knob . . . Or a head cover!

[Sherrilee]

I’m just happy to read something other than the election or Covid!!

[Taltarzac725]

I’m just happy to read something other than the election or Covid!!

Me too. All I saw different yesterday around the Lynnhaven Mail Center was a Publix employee walking by on one of her long walks. She sings while walking and sometimes dances to tunes on her head phones. She used to be one of the mother's students at a local Catholic Church for special needs adults.

[Taltarzac725]

There was something about this couple that would have made them stand out here in the Villages. So, I think they would have been noticed by others if they were looking around the Belmont Golf Course. I am not going to say what but whoever else saw them could confirm my story. As well as what they were both wearing for clothes.

[La lamy]

was there an upside down pineapple anywhere outside the rest rooms?

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Scorpyo]

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.
It's a shame we're getting older and things like our eyesight are being affected. If you would have looked closer you would have noticed the tie I had hanging on the bathroom door knob (or whatever you call it). I keep that in my cart for moments like this. Secondly hearing is another issue we older people have. If you would have heard her noise more clearly you would have noticed it was laughter - another embarrassment I had to endure. I guess that's a third thing some of us experience. :ohdear:

[Taltarzac725]

I was born on 2-24-1959 and my eyesight and hearing are still pretty good.

It's a shame we're getting older and things like our eyesight are being affected. If you would have looked closer you would have noticed the tie I had hanging on the bathroom door knob (or whatever you call it). I keep that in my cart for moments like this. Secondly hearing is another issue we older people have. If you would have heard her noise more clearly you would have noticed it was laughter - another embarrassment I had to endure. I guess that's a third thing some of us experience. :ohdear:

[tedquick]

Love the story. After all we are "The Villages". :)

[Taltarzac725]

Love the story. After all we are "The Villages". :)

Thanks. I did anticipate the naysayers, trolls and the like as this is Talk of the Villages. But it has toned down a great deal from 2017 and before that.

[Lottoguy]

This reads like one of those letters you use to see in the forum section of Penthouse. LoL

[OhioBuckeye]

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.

No matter how big or small a town or city is or what state it’s in things like this will happen. If your looking someone will make your wish come true! Yes, your right, no golf clubs was a pretty good sign, maybe some guy was trying out his new putter! Must of been a good one.

[CFrance]

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...so rather than the Mile High Club, it's the "TV Ground Level Club".
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That's funny!

[Janlindsey4@gmail.com]

Beautifully written! Thank you for the chuckles!

[rmd2]

was there an upside down pineapple anywhere outside the rest rooms?

I must be really stupid but what does this mean?

[CFrance]

Your story was cute. Can't be sure if true. If true you should be turned in for looking forward to your dog tantalizing the cow. Your probably that guy that if the cow trampled your little fluffy you would sue the farmer. Way to go.


oh for Pete's sake.

[NavyVet]

This entire thread has been thoroughly entertaining. The "Hole In One" Club! :1rotfl: :mademyday:

[Taltarzac725]

Your story was cute. Can't be sure if true. If true you should be turned in for looking forward to your dog tantalizing the cow. Your probably that guy that if the cow trampled your little fluffy you would sue the farmer. Way to go.

My dog is on a leash when barking at the cows and they pay no attention to him whatsoever unless there is a calve near the fence. Right now I do not believe there are any really young calves out in that field.

This story is true as I would not have posted something that was not factual. Still waiting for corroboration from someone who was on Belmont Golf Course or in one of the homes that look out of it. They can verify the couple at least as they do stick out in the Villages still. Maybe in a few generations they will not be noticeable. God willing.

[Worldseries27]

i was walking the pooch around lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 pm while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to promise hospital which has a back entrance so villagers can access without travelling on cr472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to promise hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to promise hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near promise hospital and the church on cr472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad i did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and i just continue with what now is an impression of sergeant schultz "i see nothing! I know nothing! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the promise hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at red sauce or city fire? The hole in one club? The belmont surprise? The lynnhaven love shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the belmont golf course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.

was the door green ?

[Taltarzac725]

was the door green ?

Green Door - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Door)

I do not remember what color the door of the Belmont Rest Room is. I would guess tan. The address is 2500 Churchill Downs. 2500 CHURCHILL DOWNS owned by SUMTER LANDING COMMUNITY DEVEL (https://floridaparcels.com/property/70/D21L181)

Golf The Villages (https://www.golfthevillages.com/executive-golf/execHome.asp?course=BELMONT)

[Polar Bear]

Green Door - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Door)

I do not remember what color the door of the Belmont Rest Room is. I would guess tan. The address is 2500 Churchill Downs. 2500 CHURCHILL DOWNS owned by SUMTER LANDING COMMUNITY DEVEL (https://floridaparcels.com/property/70/D21L181)

Golf The Villages (https://www.golfthevillages.com/executive-golf/execHome.asp?course=BELMONT)
Total missed reference. :D

[pauld315]

But was there a loofah on the golf cart ? What color was it ?

[yankygrl]

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.
Just so wrong - don’t care if they are a couple out messing around on spouses, that type of behavior is wrong in a public place.I WOULD HAVE CALLED 911 when I heard the commotion

[Taltarzac725]

But was there a loofah on the golf cart ? What color was it ?

No loofah but they did have a thin and wide board as a floor on the golf cart. And the golf cart was a light blue or had some of that coloring.

The address is 2520 for the Belmont Golf Course Rest Room and the door is a reddish brown. The green door is on the ATM access at the Lynnhaven Mail Center.

Not sure if there is even a street address for this location.

[Mrodmh]

Just so wrong - don’t care if they are a couple out messing around on spouses, that type of behavior is wrong in a public place.I WOULD HAVE CALLED 911 when I heard the commotion

The OP said they looked like young adults.

[Taltarzac725]

The OP said they looked like young adults.

I would guess they were both under thirty.

[Worldseries27]

total missed reference. :d
yes they all did except for you. Bravos

[Girlcopper]

Just so wrong - don’t care if they are a couple out messing around on spouses, that type of behavior is wrong in a public place.I WOULD HAVE CALLED 911 when I heard the commotion
Oh please! 2 consenting adults having sex in an unoccuppied bathroom. Cop would have come, smiled and told them to have a nice day. Lighten up! Life is short!

[Funkman]

Sometimes it feels like that's the only way I'll ever get one of those certificates/plaques :sigh:

[noslices1]

Did they hang a “necktie” on the door knob? Asking for a friend

[Taltarzac725]

Oh please! 2 consenting adults having sex in an unoccuppied bathroom. Cop would have come, smiled and told them to have a nice day. Lighten up! Life is short!

I do not see any crime here either.

[OhioBuckeye]

there is no bathroom at Belmont

They said Lynnhaven not Belmont!

[OhioBuckeye]

I must be really stupid but what does this mean?

I agree, they’re talking in riddles. Must be a private joke!

[Taltarzac725]

I agree, they’re talking in riddles. Must be a private joke!

Behind the Green Door was an infamous porn movie made in the 1970s.

[stan the man]

jealous.... Do you remember when.....