My simplistic philosophies of life

[tpop1]

Being a simple person, a couple of my simplistic philosophies of life...

-If putting from off the green;
downhill - Pin IN
uphill - Pin Out!

Also in the kitchen;

- Always put egg in potato salad, but
Never put potato in egg salad.

I'll close with the one that I have followed since I was a young'un...

- When traveilng down life's highway,
Whatever be your goal,
Focus on the doughnut size, and
Not the size of the doughnut hole!


What are your simplistic philosophies of life?

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[jmitchell]

QUOTE=tpop1;288450]Being a simple person, a couple of my simplistic philosophies of life...

-If putting from off the green;
downhill - Pin IN
uphill - Pin Out!

Also in the kitchen;

- Always put egg in potato salad, but
Never put potato in egg salad.

I'll close with the one that I have followed since I was a young'un...

- When traveilng down life's highway,
Whatever be your goal,
Focus on the doughnut size, and
Not the size of the doughnut hole!


What are your simplistic philosophies of life?

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[Pturner]

Live. Laugh. Love.

[graciegirl]

Sometimes you get the bear.
Sometimes the bear gets you.

[logdog]

You can't be a big dog if you whine like a puppy.

[Pturner]

Sometimes you get the bear.
Sometimes the bear gets you.

That reminds me of another "simple philosophy" I've heard before: If you and your friend are in the woods and you encounter a bear, you don't have to outrun the bear. You just have to outrun your friend.

[jblum8156]

Be careful what you wish for: You might get it.

[mulligan]

Some days you're the windshield, sme days you're the bug.

[macro]

If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes. :jester:

[l2ridehd]

Life is to short to drink cheap wine.

If your not dragging metal, your not riding on the edge.

12 hours from bottle to throttle. I know, I know, the rule is 24.

The need for speed

If you see two yellow lines, close one eye.

[getdul981]

I was once asked by a psychologist, what I worried about. I told him that I didn't worry. He thought this was strange, and asked me why. I told him that if there's some sort of a problem and there's anything I can do about it, I will, but if there's nothing I can do about it, why worry.

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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.

[Bosoxfan]

We don't quit playing because we grow old.We grow old because we quit playing!!!....... That's why we moved here!!!

[jmitchell]

If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room!

[salpal]

it is what it is....

[nONIE]

do onto others as you would have them do onto you. (you cant go wrong):D

[Pturner]

do onto others as you would have them do onto you. (you cant go wrong):D

:BigApplause:

[Yoda]

If things are not perfect this year, at least I know that I will live forever.

Yoda

[mac9]

Life is too short to worry if your socks match.

[ssmith]

I don't know what the future holds but I know Who holds the future.

[SALYBOW]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. :BigApplause: :a040:

[chuckinca]

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