Taltarzac
09-08-2010, 08:07 AM
At the Rialto yesterday, there was quite some conversation had by the three seniors behind me.
The first guy said that he had a problem with peeing as it takes him 45 minutes just to get the first drop out when he would get up a 7 a.m.
While the second speaker complained that after waking at 8 a.m. he could almost play eighteen holes before getting any poop out.
The last man bragged that he peed on the button at 7 a.m. like the Spanish Springs Square Fountains and pooped by eight a.m. like a goose from the petting zoo.
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Except that the third man did not wake up until 9 a.m.
The first guy said that he had a problem with peeing as it takes him 45 minutes just to get the first drop out when he would get up a 7 a.m.
While the second speaker complained that after waking at 8 a.m. he could almost play eighteen holes before getting any poop out.
The last man bragged that he peed on the button at 7 a.m. like the Spanish Springs Square Fountains and pooped by eight a.m. like a goose from the petting zoo.
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Except that the third man did not wake up until 9 a.m.