Asking for a friend

[thevillages2013]

Are there any “gentlemen’s “ clubs near TV. My friend wants to know :ho: Thanks in advance (he said).

[charlieo1126@gmail.com]

Why don’t you have this FRIEND of yours goggle it or are you afraid OH !I mean your friend is afraid to leave a google search on his moms or wife’s computer

[EdFNJ]

Why don’t you have this FRIEND of yours goggle it or are you afraid OH !I mean your friend is afraid to leave a google search on his moms or wife’s computer


Tech tip: All browsers now have a "private mode" :D

[Two Bills]

'C' Cleaner is good as well.

[Mleeja]

There are lots of billboards for a club at the Micapony exit off I-75. Have never been there, but there is truck parking.

[cypress]

Ocala on 441, 301, 27 whatever road it is. It goes from the Villages right through Ocala.

[J1ceasar]

Not my knowledge and conservative lake or Sumter county's, but I am sure there are a few still around in Tampa. However if you really need to get your jollies, there are plenty of Asian massage parlors around here. Hey and I'm not afraid to search it's very simple you can delete all your old searches with the Google Chrome program

[donassaid]

No "Gentlemen's Clubs nearby but lots of churches. Suggest you try one of those instead. Might be better for your future destiny.

[gettingby]

You know the old saying “There are no stupid questions “?
I just found one.

[Jayhawk]

You know the old saying “There are no stupid questions “?
I just found one.

Nominated for Post of the Day.

:bigbow:

[G.R.I.T.S.]

Are there any “gentlemen’s “ clubs near TV. My friend wants to know :ho: Thanks in advance (he said).

Try 1-800-BABE :1rotfl:

[DaleDivine]

Spanish Springs Square, Lake Sumter Landing Square, Brownwood Square to name a few close ones.
:welcome::welcome::clap2::clap2:

[Dlbonivich]

Tampa has one of the most famous clubs in the world. The Mons Venus. When my husband worked at the Port of Tampa men would get off ships from around the world and ask how to get there, because they told about it

[BlackhawksFan]

Im sure there are Villagers who will do anything for a Klondike Bar

[Waltdisney4life]

Yes best post of the month!!

[DAVES]

Another business opportunity i the villages. Anyone in need of parental approval?
I had skill forging signatures in High School.

[Hiltongrizz11]

Body Shots on 441 between Belleview and Ocala.

My friend's friends uncle told me

[Bhighley]

No "Gentlemen's Clubs nearby but lots of churches. Suggest you try one of those instead. Might be better for your future destiny.
Judge not lest ye be judged. Maybe someone should pay attention while at church.

[Stu from NYC]

A friend says he wants to start one in his house and wants to know if he must get ARC approval to put up a sign

[Boomer]

. . .never mind

[Kenswing]

. . .never mind

Chicken.. :a040:

[bobdeb]

You can't make this stuff up...

[Boomer]

. . .never mind

Chicken.. :a040:

All righty, then, Kenswing, you’re on. . . I am going to tell you, just you, what the post I deleted above said. But you must promise not to tell on me because I would for sure come under attack by somebody accusing me of besmirching TV. (I am not besmirching TV, just reporting a little TV story, but I can guarantee that umbrage would be taken if word gets out. So please don’t tell.)

OK, here is what I wrote — and then deleted:

First, I did a little lead in when I answered Stu’s post where he asked if his friend who wanted to start such a business in TV would need ARC approval for a sign.

To that I answered that a red light in the window was the traditional way to advertise.

Then, I said that I am pretty sure that I observed a situation involving the world’s oldest profession in one of the squares — and I do not mean the Farmers’ Market. . .

A while back, in Brownwood, I saw two booty-shorts-wearing, bad bleach-job, young entrepreneurs — one on each arm of some foolish looking ol’ guy. The two were whispering in his ear and laughing.

They were headed to the parking lot. . .

Well. . .maybe they were just going to help him find his car. . .or his wallet. . .

. . .or maybe it was a BOGO. . .

I will never really know. . .but I sure know what it looked like.

Observant Boomer :duck:

[JMintzer]

All righty, then, Kenswing, you’re on. . . I am going to tell you, just you, what the post I deleted above said. But you must promise not to tell on me because I would for sure come under attack by somebody accusing me of besmirching TV. (I am not besmirching TV, just reporting a little TV story, but I can guarantee that umbrage would be taken if word gets out. So please don’t tell.)

OK, here is what I wrote — and then deleted:

First, I did a little lead in when I answered Stu’s post where he asked if his friend who wanted to start such a business in TV would need ARC approval for a sign.

To that I answered that a red light in the window was the traditional way to advertise.

Then, I said that I am pretty sure that I observed a situation involving the world’s oldest profession in one of the squares — and I do not mean the Farmers’ Market. . .

A while back, in Brownwood, I saw two booty-shorts-wearing, bad bleach-job, young entrepreneurs — one on each arm of some foolish looking ol’ guy. The two were whispering in his ear and laughing.

They were headed to the parking lot. . .

Well. . .maybe they were just going to help him find his car. . .or his wallet. . .

. . .or maybe it was a BOGO. . .

I will never really know. . .but I sure know what it looked like.

Observant Boomer :duck:

Probably his granddaughters...

Er... On second thought, maybe not... :shocked:

[Professor]

No gentelmen would be caught dead in a place like that.

[Stu from NYC]

No gentelmen would be caught dead in a place like that.

Depends upon your definition of a gentleman.