Each Line is a Rhyme

[K9-Lovers]

This is a new game. You may post ONE LINE/ONE SENTENCE per post, which must rhyme with the post/sentence before yours. The Rhyming Game!

Example:

1) K9 says: The concert by The Association was really fun.

2) You say: Read no bad news today in the Daily Sun.

3) Next person: Played pickleball today and almost won, but dropped the ball and started to curse.

4) Next person: Found a great deal today at Bealls on a purse.

[K9-Lovers]

Went to the pool today and the water felt cold! :cold:

[graciegirl]

I wore my new bathing suit and I was soon told.........

[brostholder]

that you look pretty good if I may be so bold

[ceejay]

Hey Gracie, you're not too old, just wear what you want to the Square tonight.

[redwitch]

You'll have fun, so don't take flight.

[bkcunningham1]

Winter isn't bad; in fact it's a delight.

[Annabelle]

Just remember to wear a heating pad under your tights!

[l2ridehd]

And just before bed turn out the lights, but wake up to joy with a bright smile.

[quidam65]

Then toss the junk mail in a big pile

[islandgal]

Sally will help me chose the kitchen tile.

[Boomer]

Sally will help me chose the kitchen tile.

and agonize 'bout grout color for a while

[l2ridehd]

and the store is down the road a mile,

we travel there in our new golf cart

[rhsgypsylady]

The designs in the window are quite in style.

While riding there did anyone fart? :22yikes::pepper2:

[zcaveman]

I wish I had hair so I could make a part!

[duffysmom]

No but I did blow a tire in my brand new cart.

I saw plastic flowers in a yard today.

[zcaveman]

Artificial flowers make my day!

[rhsgypsylady]

If winds get strong, they could get blown away.

[rhsgypsylady]

If no winds, they could last until next May.

[Boomer]

Never been there in winter -- that recon mission soon starts.
Is driving carts during Snowbird Season an art?

Boomer

PS: - it went to post before I was finished - had to grab it back - I should not lean on the keyboard I guess

[zcaveman]

Gee Boomer, I think you are stuck with a rhyme with fart.

[rhsgypsylady]

The pie he ate must have been really tart.

[Boomer]

Gee Boomer, I think you are stuck with a rhyme with fart.

Aw, z, you been around here long enough to have maybe seen the scholarly dissertation I wrote a long time ago on that very subject. I know a lot about farts. It was a dissertation on my theory that thinking farts are funny is tied directly to the Y chromosome. Are you gonna make me go find it? It's around here in the archives somewhere..........

Uh oh, I hijacked, not that I care,
Just defending my expertise on farts so that you're aware.

Boomer

[K9-Lovers]

Boomer is so smart, she even knows about farts (see above), but Fumar's no fool, he knows dog poop is not cool.

[Boomer]

Boomer is so smart, she even knows about farts (see above), but Fumar's no fool, he knows dog poop is not cool.

Why, yes, K, the repartee here -- as scentillating as can be,
I feel certain, we're soon invited to Buckingham for tea.

Boomer

[Russ_Boston]

Yes England is a great place to see

but watching the Aurora Borealis is really a sight

[The Great Fumar]

Yes England is a great place to see

but watching the Aurora Borealis is really a sight

Ahh, but could not enjoy it
because of the blight !!

[Russ_Boston]

Solar glare causes that light

But you must be near a pole for best viewing

[Halle]

I'm in Alaska the Borealis is a fantastic sight, sets the perfect mood for Skijoring it is just the right light.

[salpal]

Oh, let me change the subject if I might
A beautiful full moon the other night.

[Boudicca]

read the comics and relax with a smile

[pooh]

On the lanai, you can linger awhile.

[bkcunningham1]

So good to me, I like your style.

[kfierle]

This information I will file, along with the rest.

[K9-Lovers]

You TOTV'ers -- you are THE BEST!

[jojo]

But please don't give this a rest.

[The Great Fumar]

But please don't give this a rest.

This could have developed from a Coo-Coo's nest...........

[graciegirl]

Some like plastic flowers and some do not

[otherbruddaDarrell]

In the 60's I drank beer while others smoked pot.

[jojo]

And we have threads on who's hot! hot! hot!

[graciegirl]

And Gracie runs her mouth a lot, lot,lot.:icon_bored:

[kfierle]

Words of wisdom are what Gracie's got!

[K9-Lovers]

GG's got rainbows and butterflies and smiles, and practices behaviour we ought; let's follow her example and soon TH will make us a Sage!

[rhsgypsylady]

Yes, her wisdom is quite often sought
And some of us want to be up on the stage.

[ceejay]

I heard Gracie's new bikini is all the rage!

[rhsgypsylady]

We must keep the print upon this page.

Do you know anyone who has Kathisophobia?

[ceejay]

Don't you get that from eating a banana?

I heard that it makes your skin turn YELLOW!!!

[otherbruddaDarrell]

Whoa there Silver, why not eat an orange?

[K9-Lovers]

Most know there are few words that rhyme with orange,
That's why Silver should eat a PEAR!

[otherbruddaDarrell]

give the pear to a bear and let the horse eat some oats.

[ceejay]

Do you think there's 'gators in our Villages moats?

[graciegirl]

There are Gators, but there ain't no boats!

[Flip Flop Forever]

Last winter I saw them wearing their coats.

[graciegirl]

Did they have an alligator bag to match, I hope?

[Flip Flop Forever]

No; alas, they were trying to cope

[maryjd1950]

with pink crocs on his tootsies, he ran off with a lope

[ceejay]

That's funny because I thought they were taupe!

[duffysmom]

the man I saw trying to pet an alligator was a dope...

[rhsgypsylady]

What happened to “Do you know anyone who has Cathisophobia?”
It means to have a fear of sitting down.
Now I’m adding Coulrophobia,
It is the fear of clowns.

[graciegirl]

Do clowns make you tremble and frown??

[ceejay]

Just tell those clowns to get out of town and go back to where they belong!

[ceejay]

Oops, that's probably racist and that would be wrong!

[graciegirl]

Clowns starting trouble should just get along.

[graciegirl]

But git outta town if you're wearing a ...........? )fill in the blank

[ceejay]

In a few minutes I'll be out of town, going to my Leesburg bank!

[otherbruddaDarrell]

There is a guy in the Army that drives a tank, his name is Bart.

[graciegirl]

He had eaten some bean soup and he had to.....hiccup.:highfive:

[rhsgypsylady]

As the bean in his throat had become stuck.

[K9-Lovers]

For a while he thought he was outta luck, ...

[ceejay]

Uh Oh!:censored:

[ceejay]

But then he won the lottery and bought a nice truck.

[The Great Fumar]

He then sat down and mailed gracie a buck....
to get her attention for a while..
but he was out of luck.........

[otherbruddaDarrell]

Because she had loaded her truck and was heading down south with a smile.:D

[ceejay]

She smiled for a while and then said "Let's be jolly!"

(Great...now I'm going to be singing that song ALL day!):oops:

[graciegirl]

To waste a minute by frowning is just plain folly.....

[otherbruddaDarrell]

she stopped by Mccalls tavern and said hi to Holley.:beer3:

[K9-Lovers]

Then hopped aboard The Villages' trolley,

[otherbruddaDarrell]

And met a fella named Pauley that was hungry for pizza.:icon_hungry:

[graciegirl]

OBD? What in the heck rhymes with Pizza???????

[otherbruddaDarrell]

But Gracie didn't want pizza and suggested Urban Flats for a drink.

[otherbruddaDarrell]

She told Tracey....sweet tea with lemon and gave her a wink!

[K9-Lovers]

She then left in her golf cart, which was painted bright pink.

[barb1191]

Then all of a sudden the cart started to sink.....

[Boomer]

Please forgive me. I cannot think of a rhyme, but I absolutely must hijack this thread, ever so briefly............

I just have to say that otherbruddadarrell's new avatar is making me laugh out loud. You know how something just tickles you and you laugh and laugh and you cannot explain why. Well, that picture is getting to me like that. I love that picture.

OBD, that is a wonderful picture. Do you use Crest Whitestrips?

Boomer (back to the rhymes)

[otherbruddaDarrell]

and she began to think............I should have went to RJ Gators!

[graciegirl]

That picture looks like my cousin who we call "Taters".

[otherbruddaDarrell]

Taters looks like my uncle buddy.....he used to be a fuddy-duddy!

[maryjd1950]

but then took his meds and became quite a studdy!

[rhsgypsylady]

Buddy decided to invite a date
For a combination pizza :icon_hungry:
But couldn't decide on Gracie for his mate
Or to invite his girlfirend Lizza. :undecided:

[K9-Lovers]

Buddy knew he'd pay using his Visa,
so decided on Lizza,
'cause in her pink cart Gracie was a sinkin'
wishin' she'd decided instead to drive her Lincoln.

[otherbruddaDarrell]

And it got her thinkin..............I can meet up with OBD on Wed. for his birthday at Packos,Mccalls or katie Belles..................before he buys another Smart Car..............tho he loves Lincolns!!

p.s. I will be the ne wearing a shi..y grin on my face with a red face!!

[K9-Lovers]

The stars tonite are pretty, shiny and twinklin',
But my favorite song is By The Light of the Silvery Moon.