View Full Version : Missing Grannies; Fat Fenney Gators
triflex
01-15-2022, 10:07 PM
How are the Village of Fenney Gators getting this fat? These ponds are manmade. Are they snagging grannies from the walking path? Noshing lifestyle visitors with a penchant for petting cute lizards? Maybe they should drag the water for errant golf carts.
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EdFNJ
01-15-2022, 11:43 PM
:22yikes: I think The Villages has a clandestine alligator department that brings in alligators from all over the area just to give the ponds more "swamp ambiance." :D Never could figure how some of them get into some of the man made ponds on the golf courses that are miles from any natural swampy areas . Do they walk down the Morse MMP from Lake Sumter? :1rotfl:
Seasonal
01-16-2022, 10:28 AM
Are "The Villages" putting the alligators to work and providing end of life services now. :pray:
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MrFlorida
01-16-2022, 12:06 PM
They guard the ponds so you can't get your golf ball back.
jbartle1
01-16-2022, 01:51 PM
Most ponds are connected
Djean1981
01-16-2022, 02:15 PM
Look for dog collars..
Djean1981
01-16-2022, 04:36 PM
They smell water and walk, down the street, through a golf course, or through your yard - snacking on a puppy here and there.
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