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Taltarzac725
02-20-2022, 11:32 AM
A few weeks ago in one of the coldest days in the Villages while golfers were still out-and-about I saw a foursome that became a twosome near a Villages' rest room near the 4th hole. Anyway, the twosome was a foursome again, after the male who had stayed in the golf cart told his counterpart from the missing members of the foursome "This is not the Mile High Club!"

Stu from NYC
02-20-2022, 01:28 PM
A few weeks ago in one of the coldest days in the Villages while golfers were still out-and-about I saw a foursome that became a twosome near a Villages' rest room near the 4th hole. Anyway, the twosome was a foursome again, after the male who had stayed in the golf cart told his counterpart from the missing members of the foursome "This is not the Mile High Club!"

wow

Pinball wizard
02-20-2022, 01:58 PM
It's the "hole in one" club.

:a040::MOJE_whot::a040::MOJE_whot:

Stu from NYC
02-20-2022, 02:56 PM
It's the "hole in one" club.

:a040::MOJE_whot::a040::MOJE_whot:

You are making an assumption. How do you know it was not two females?

Taltarzac725
02-20-2022, 05:23 PM
You are making an assumption. How do you know it was not two females?

It was a pair of male and female couples. And the male that was not warmer had made that comment to the other male.

This has happened before at this same rest room but it was a couple of twenty somethings. One went in and then later two came out. Much later as I had walked a ways. A rather heavy white lady and a rather skinny African-American gentleman.

I think two females would have taken a lot longer in there. We are talking under four minutes for the encounter in January or early February of 2022.

Stu from NYC
02-20-2022, 05:49 PM
It was a pair of male and female couples. And the male that was not warmer had made that comment to the other male.

This has happened before at this same rest room but it was a couple of twenty somethings. One went in and then later two came out. Much later as I had walked a ways. A rather heavy white lady and a rather skinny African-American gentleman.

I think two females would have taken a lot longer in there. We are talking under four minutes for the encounter in January or early February of 2022.

Thank you for enlightening us.:icon_wink:

triflex
02-20-2022, 09:57 PM
This happened to me once. I was coming in late from work at like 2AM and I could see something next to the pool where I lived. It took a while for my eyes to adjust to the confusing anomaly only to realize that the Michelin Man (actually a woman) was making time with the Stick Man from some horror movie.

She was easily 400 pounds of loving (assuming you love rolls and folds). He was maybe 120 or less.

I don't think I ever stepped foot in the pool after that.

Taltarzac725
02-20-2022, 10:01 PM
This happened to me once. I was coming in late from work at like 2AM and I could see something next to the pool where I lived. It took a while for my eyes to adjust to the confusing anomaly only to realize that the Michelin Man (actually a woman) was making time with the Stick Man from some horror movie.

She was easily 400 pounds of loving (assuming you love rolls and folds). He was maybe 120 or less.

I don't think I ever stepped foot in the pool after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

I expect that kind of activity happens at that Villages' rest room rather often.

DaleDivine
02-21-2022, 04:21 AM
Wooohoooo... Only in The Villages...
:boom::boom::boom::MOJE_whot::a040:

Priebehouse
02-21-2022, 06:28 AM
Haven't seen that video in a while. How appropriate!

Luggage
02-21-2022, 06:54 AM
To much information...

MrFlorida
02-21-2022, 08:55 AM
The " Starter Shack" will be officially renamed the "Love Shack" starting next month....

billethkid
02-21-2022, 10:07 AM
Opportune discussion with old fart (either gender) wishful thinking/imagining/delusioning (I know it is not a word!!)!

Spalumbos62
02-21-2022, 10:17 AM
Thank you for enlightening us.:icon_wink:

What an odd thread...but I am having a few chuckles......I must say January in TV this year was very, very cold....I'd think I would need a few more minutes....lol

Dilligas
02-21-2022, 11:25 AM
A few weeks ago in one of the coldest days in the Villages while golfers were still out-and-about I saw a foursome that became a twosome near a Villages' rest room near the 4th hole. Anyway, the twosome was a foursome again, after the male who had stayed in the golf cart told his counterpart from the missing members of the foursome "This is not the Mile High Club!"
Beats the gazebo at Lake Sumter...

jimlambert
02-21-2022, 01:17 PM
Too

Stu from NYC
02-21-2022, 05:51 PM
This happened to me once. I was coming in late from work at like 2AM and I could see something next to the pool where I lived. It took a while for my eyes to adjust to the confusing anomaly only to realize that the Michelin Man (actually a woman) was making time with the Stick Man from some horror movie.

She was easily 400 pounds of loving (assuming you love rolls and folds). He was maybe 120 or less.

I don't think I ever stepped foot in the pool after that.

Yuck

mtdjed
02-21-2022, 06:10 PM
Wooohoooo... Only in The Villages...
:boom::boom::boom::MOJE_whot::a040:

Not only in The Villages. Was talking to my aunt about 20 years ago regarding days in small villages in Pennsylvania when only outhouses were available (1920s and 1930s). She indicated that the outhouses were common meeting places for trysts in those times.

Probably happening since the Garden of Eden.