larbud
07-21-2022, 07:22 AM
Thursday's Funny 🙂...
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed
finances,
living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it
was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently" she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,
leaned over toward her and said...."Is that one word or two?"
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed
finances,
living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it
was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently" she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,
leaned over toward her and said...."Is that one word or two?"