James Bond

[larbud]

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

[Taltarzac725]

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”.

Funny.

[tophcfa]

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?

[Taltarzac725]

Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?

Probably not as long as the long time owners of his brand have control.

[Stu from NYC]

Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?

Hopefully they revert back to 007 being a guy

[tophcfa]

Hopefully they revert back to 007 being a guy

Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.

[Taltarzac725]

Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.

James Bond Producer Says “We’re Reinventing 007”, Next Film In 2 Years – Deadline (https://deadline.com/2022/06/james-bond-daniel-craig-next-007-reinventing-barbara-broccoli-1235053969/)

It looks like James Bond will still be male.

[Stu from NYC]

James Bond Producer Says “We’re Reinventing 007”, Next Film In 2 Years – Deadline (https://deadline.com/2022/06/james-bond-daniel-craig-next-007-reinventing-barbara-broccoli-1235053969/)

It looks like James Bond will still be male.

We shall see but hope they continue along the lines of the original

[Taltarzac725]

We shall see but hope they continue along the lines of the original

We will probably have to wait to around 2026 or so. The Next James Bond Movie Will Be a ‘Reinvention’ of 007 (https://screencrush.com/when-is-next-bond-movie-happening/)

[affald]

Boycott woke and they will keep canceling immoral trash. Holy Wokery Batgirl! TOM LEONARD investigates why Warner Bros' $90million superhero film was axed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11078313/amp/Holy-Wokery-Batgirl-TOM-LEONARD-investigates-Warner-Bros-90million-superhero-film-axed.html)

[admiral72]

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”


don't you mean an hour slow

[Rodneysblue]

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

Hahahaha!

[Finchs]

Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.

Another blow struck against white males! The sexual confusion of the woke crowd is stupid as well as disgusting.
:rant-rave:

[Stu from NYC]

Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.

When you have something so successful wonder why they felt a need to make such wholesale changes. If its not broke dont fix it

[Whitley]

Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?

I thought ze was.

[rpalumberi]

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

good one, funny

[mikeycereal]

Funny joke, I think I'll borrow it.

As for this new James Bond stuff I agree if it ain't broke....

[Michael G.]

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

Why isn't this moved to the " Just for Fun" forum" ????????

[Moderator]

Why isn't this moved to the " Just for Fun" forum" ????????

Where do you think it is?

Moderator

[Worldseries27]

based on the last movie, where bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an african american, whoops, african british woman. And q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
watch how fast a sinking box office will change producer/investors minds.remember or not this 1 time wonder.

[Worldseries27]

don't you mean an hour slow
fast is correct. The watch is predicting what will happen in the future

[Stu from NYC]

watch how fast a sinking box office will change producer/investors minds.remember or not this 1 time wonder.

Hard to keep something like this fresh but some things should not be messed with.

[WiscoGirl]

don't you mean an hour slow

James, double O - seven, is the one who's "late" (to remove her unmentionable's) therefore, the watch is "fast"

[Two Bills]

May help regarding the rumor of a possible female of undisclosed sexual, racial orientation.

New James Bond ‘has to be aged under 40 and taller than 5ft 10’ (https://uk.yahoo.com/movies/james-bond-aged-under-40-090000168.html)

[Stu from NYC]

May help regarding the rumor of a possible female of undisclosed sexual, racial orientation.

New James Bond ‘has to be aged under 40 and taller than 5ft 10’ (https://uk.yahoo.com/movies/james-bond-aged-under-40-090000168.html)

Took me to a screen about yahoo.

[Two Bills]

Took me to a screen about yahoo.

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