There's a battle going on in our house

[Skip2MySue]

Things are very tense here and I felt the only fair compromise would be to go to you 15,000+ members to try and stop the battle and win the war.:boxing2: The problem we are dealing with is the over or under. I swear that the toilet paper roll should have the paper coming from over the top and DW emphatically states that it should be from underneath. Please dear members would you let my wife know that once again she is wrong and end this once and for all.:ohdear:
I'm not smart enough to know how to set this up as a poll but if someone else would like to set it up it could possibly help thousands of us that have sat back in silence and changed the roll.
Thanks for taking on this crappy challenge.:clap2:
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[Bogie Shooter]

Things are very tense here and I felt the only fair compromise would be to go to you 15,000+ members to try and stop the battle and win the war.:boxing2: The problem we are dealing with is the over or under. I swear that the toilet paper roll should have the paper coming from over the top and DW emphatically states that it should be from underneath. Please dear members would you let my wife know that once again she is wrong and end this once and for all.:ohdear:
I'm not smart enough to know how to set this up as a poll but if someone else would like to set it up it could possibly help thousands of us that have sat back in silence and changed the roll.
Thanks for taking on this crappy challenge.:clap2:
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You may be facing too much free time.

[graciegirl]

I will ask my employers, The Morses, since they are know everything.:1rotfl::1rotfl:


JUST KIDDING

[red tail]

Things are very tense here and I felt the only fair compromise would be to go to you 15,000+ members to try and stop the battle and win the war.:boxing2: The problem we are dealing with is the over or under. I swear that the toilet paper roll should have the paper coming from over the top and DW emphatically states that it should be from underneath. Please dear members would you let my wife know that once again she is wrong and end this once and for all.:ohdear:
I'm not smart enough to know how to set this up as a poll but if someone else would like to set it up it could possibly help thousands of us that have sat back in silence and changed the roll.
Thanks for taking on this crappy challenge.:clap2:
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over the top.....absolutly

[ajbrown]

:ohdear: I hope this helps

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

[ducati1974]

Why don't you put his & her toilet paper holders right next to each other, one over, one under!

[graciegirl]

Then of course there is the issue of the lid UP or DOWN.

In the A.M. it had BETTER be UP.

[elevatorman]

It does not matter. What does matter is this Motto.
HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE!:clap2::clap2:

[2BNTV]

Over or under. Sounds like a gambling issue. :D

I'm gambling either way is okay.

[eweissenbach]

:ohdear: I hope this helps

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

:BigApplause:Very well played sir!

[pooh]

:ohdear: I hope this helps

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

Very good.....HOWEVER, in our house it's under....and that's the way it's been for years and years and years.... ;):oops:

[2BNTV]

It does not matter. What does matter is this Motto.
HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE!:clap2::clap2:

I agree.

Life is too short to be too little.

[kentucky blue]

Sorry,I thought the thread was about a preference for top or bottom.........never mind .:jester::pepper2::jester:

[gary42651]

Its OVER, and I am the boss in my house and I have my wifes permission to say that

[nkrifats]

Its OVER, and I am the boss in my house and I have my wifes permission to say that

Same here.

[kentucky blue]

Sorry,I thought the thread was about a preference for top or bottom.........never mind .:jester::pepper2::jester:

How did we ever get moved to the Happy Birthday forum?............ Of course that is what i asked for on my birthday:rolleyes::pepper2::rolleyes:

[graciegirl]

I am not gonna ask because I could get TMI.

I will find out from Sharon.

[Pturner]

I am not gonna ask because I could get TMI.

I will find out from Sharon.

In GG's case of course that means, The Morse Informant.

:1rotfl:

[Tom Hannon]

under the bottom.

[SALYBOW]

"I will ask my employers, The Morses, since they are know everything."
ROFLMAO

BTW, DIDN'T THE COME IN THAT PACKET WE GOT AT CLOSING, OR IN THE DEED RESTRICTION INFORMATION?

[Ajack]

Always over.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

This thread stinks.................................. :ohdear: Ha-ha!

Bill

[BogeyBoy]

"I will ask my employers, The Morses, since they are know everything."
ROFLMAO

BTW, DIDN'T THE COME IN THAT PACKET WE GOT AT CLOSING, OR IN THE DEED RESTRICTION INFORMATION?

Over is correct and it is in the deed restriction information - right after the section on whether to swipe your gate pass from left to right, right to left, top to bottom, or bottom to top. I would tell you which is correct but I think someone tore that page out and used it for toilet tissue.

[Tweety Bird]

If I change the TP, it goes OVER. Easier to see...pretty simple, and makes sense.

[K9-Lovers]

Skip2MySue,

First of all, your forum name implies that you "skip to your sue" indicating that you should follow her lead. :bowdown:

Second of all, there are two very important words that every man should know when he gets married: "I DO" :0000000000luvmyhors

Lastly, there are two important words to remember after becoming a husband: "YES DEAR". :oops:

Can you tell this post was written by MRS. K9? :girlneener:

[justanormalgirl]

Years ago I cleaned hotels and we were trained to hang the TP so that the loose edge comes over the top and then you fold the edge so it comes to a point in the middle. So, that must be the correct way to hang TP or there would be no need to fold to a point, it wouldn't stay put the other way, right?? :)

[Pturner]

Skip, Skip, Skip,
Is this really worth getting into a, um... "****ing contest" over. Tell her she's right and buy her a box of chocolates. :0000000000luvmyhors

Then by all means FIX the toilet paper so it goes over the top!

[SALYBOW]

QUOTE=ajbrown;307344]:ohdear: I hope this helps

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/[/QUOTE]

Hmmm Maybe my honey was right 40 years ago. Anyway, I would rather switch than fight. That time anyway. He won and I lost. Maybe when I married "Mr. Right" he really was Mr. "Always Right" like he thinks. :a20:

[barb1191]

Soooooooooooooo funny.....in the Birthday forum !!!!!:shrug:

Over in hub's bathroom and....

Under in my bathroom.

How's that for a compromise?

I truly don't care how it's applied as long as the roll is replaced immediately after it's all run out!!!!

[Pturner]

It must have been moved to the birthday forum as a joke.

... Am I the only one who doesn't get the joke? :o Would someone please 'splain it to me? Gently.

[brostholder]

Things are very tense here and I felt the only fair compromise would be to go to you 15,000+ members to try and stop the battle and win the war.:boxing2: The problem we are dealing with is the over or under. I swear that the toilet paper roll should have the paper coming from over the top and DW emphatically states that it should be from underneath. Please dear members would you let my wife know that once again she is wrong and end this once and for all.:ohdear:
I'm not smart enough to know how to set this up as a poll but if someone else would like to set it up it could possibly help thousands of us that have sat back in silence and changed the roll.
Thanks for taking on this crappy challenge.:clap2:
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The answer is simple for us "operation" guys. When you are seated on your throne, if the toilet paper holder is below the level of the top of your thigh, the paper should come from the top so you dont have to reach way down to get it. If the toilet paper holder is above the level of your thigh, the paper should come from the bottom.

[graciegirl]

I just wanna tell ya....that I love this forum and almost everyone who posts here. You are way more interesting than the younger twerps I hang out with up north.

Not a one of them would have taken the time to figure this issue out!!!:a20:

[kentucky blue]

The answer is simple for us "operation" guys. When you are seated on your throne, if the toilet paper holder is below the level of the top of your thigh, the paper should come from the top so you dont have to reach way down to get it. If the toilet paper holder is above the level of your thigh, the paper should come from the bottom.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands:icon_wink:Next we will be discussing our favorite brand of toilet tissue, or better yet, the "bidet":icon_wink:

[duffysmom]

I will ask my employers, The Morses, since they are know everything.:1rotfl::1rotfl:


JUST KIDDING

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Bosoxfan]

Its OVER, and I am the boss in my house and I have my wifes permission to say that

Ditto!!:22yikes:

[The Great Fumar]

Com'on Kids

It all depends who changes the roll , if men do it , it comes over the top and if ladies do it , it comes from the bottom .
Nobody knows why , they just do.!!!!
I was told this years ago in college , (It may have been in an Art Appreciation class), and it reverts back to the old OUTHOUSES, men tear the front pages out of the Sears catalog and ladies tear out the back.....This was the proper protocol , however we didn't abide by this as we had a Monkey Wards catalog..

gone with the wind fumar (bad joke) .....:BigApplause:

[Russ_Boston]

Easier to tear with one hand when over the top. But if it comes to a choice of under or none I'll take under:)

[swrinfla]

justanormalgirl:

You know that that's the ONLY way. How else is my cabin steward to do his/her job?

I once discovered my tp here at home pointed; the cleaning crew had just left! I haven't seen that again!

SWR
:beer3:

[BobKat1]

I just wanna tell ya....that I love this forum and almost everyone who posts here. You are way more interesting than the younger twerps I hang out with up north.

Not a one of them would have taken the time to figure this issue out!!!:a20:

I've found that when one reaches a certain age, one has more time to ponder these mysteries of life.

[2newyorkers]

This was an ongoing dilemna for Ann Landers for years. I do not think it was ever resolved. My opinion.. as long as it is there I do not care!

[Shimpy]

Manufactures try to keep the paper sanitary. Why would you pull the paper from under, cleaning the wall before it gets to you? Also why would you want to stretch another 4 inches to reach the paper?

[Pturner]

GREAT, another survey!!!!!!!!! In our house we use charmin:eclipsee_gold_cup:
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We're Charminites too.

:beer3:

Hmmm. I just thoughta somethin. I wonder if toilet paper makers invented beer.

...Gotta go

[K9-Lovers]

Many moons ago when I was an event planner, we use to calculate the number of porta-johns needed by including the number of kegs consumed the previous year.

[Pturner]

Many moons ago when I was an event planner, we use to calculate the number of porta-johns needed by including the number of kegs consumed the previous year.

If the pun wasn't intended, it should have been. :a20:

[K9-Lovers]

If the pun wasn't intended, it should have been. :a20:

PTurner, you are one sharp cookie! :p

[Bill-n-Brillo]

There's a "smart feller" quip in there somewhere........but I won't go there! :ohdear:

Bill

[Jhooman]

Things are very tense here and I felt the only fair compromise would be to go to you 15,000+ members to try and stop the battle and win the war.:boxing2: The problem we are dealing with is the over or under. I swear that the toilet paper roll should have the paper coming from over the top and DW emphatically states that it should be from underneath. Please dear members would you let my wife know that once again she is wrong and end this once and for all.:ohdear:
I'm not smart enough to know how to set this up as a poll but if someone else would like to set it up it could possibly help thousands of us that have sat back in silence and changed the roll.
Thanks for taking on this crappy challenge.:clap2:
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Toilet paper has been drastically reduced in size, so your lucky to even have a beginning or an end. Soon we will be using leaves -up or down? Does it really matter?