Your best golf excuse!

[jebartle]

Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???

[Bay Kid]

I use all my old tennis excuses.

[JMintzer]

When people ask me for my handicap, I tell them it's "my swing"...

[golfing eagles]

Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???

How about "A goose was staring at me"????

[JerryLBell]

That tree just jumped out in front of me!

[villagetinker]

No matter how hard I try to get the balls that AVOID water and sand it seems that I end up with the ones that are ATTRACTED to water and sand.

[Mrs.Guy]

No matter how hard I try to get the balls that AVOID water and sand it seems that I end up with the ones that are ATTRACTED to water and sand.

;) I find it amazing the Ambassadors ride around the courses offering you "sand" and "water" ...... THE TWO THINGS I'M TRYING TO AVOID! :shrug:

[tophcfa]

;) I find it amazing the Ambassadors ride around the courses offering you "sand" and "water" ...... THE TWO THINGS I'M TRYING TO AVOID! :shrug:

Never thought of that, very funny!

[tophcfa]

Golf is a four letter word, they had to name it Golf because $#it & f=#k were already taken.

[Two Bills]

My wife blames me.
I blame her.
Works for us!

[GpaVader]

Your problem is LOFT - Lack of F#cking Talent....

[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

That putt missed because of the rotation of the earth.

[CFrance]

How about "A goose was staring at me"????
My husband once killed a goose on a golf course. The groundskeeper was really annoyed. My husband was, "Like I aimed at him!"
It was a vendor appreciation day. The next year they told him to drive the beer cart.

[retiredguy123]

That guy on television who always yells "Go in The Hole!" was not there.

[ronjon309]

The groundskeeper cut the hole in the WRONG PLACE!

[Mrfriendly]

“I swear the holes down in The Villages are smaller than the rest of the country!”

[CoachKandSportsguy]

"I am still a f* amateur"

[nn0wheremann]

Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???
Still perfecting my game. Practice round, tried something different.

[Larchap49]

Your problem is LOFT - Lack of F#cking Talent....

The shot I hate the most is the FIST F#@k It's Still There

[DaleDivine]

Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???

Someone in the group ahead of/behind us was talking...

:censored: :censored: :pray:

[OhioBuckeye]

I’ve been having trouble with this club because it’s to short!

[Michael G.]

Me: "How much are your green fees for 9 holes?"

Pro: "$24.00 for 9 holes."

Me: "How much is it if I don't use the greens?"

[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

This ball is afraid of the dark.

[ThirdOfFive]

The time I (jokingly) tried to return some golf balls because the left handed dimples just made my slice worse.

[asianthree]

My spouse bought me expensive new clubs..I played better with my old clubs.

[Bay Kid]

Working on my handicap.

[OhioBuckeye]

Only 9 holes I played was Executive & they were FREE. The only course I played that cost was Championship & they were $45.+ not $24.

[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

Communism

[DonH57]

Those Sandhill Cranes laughed during my tee off!

[AZ SLIM]

A few weeks ago, I accidentally hit a Crane that was standing with some others on the collar of the green (true story). It didn't seem to do any harm, but I swear they have it out for me now, they all keep watching me and talking among themselves. This makes me uneasy and adversely affects my game.

[asianthree]

Strong gust of wind slowed my swing