Villages Wedding

[larbud]

SENIOR WEDDING AT THE VILLAGES IN FLORIDA 🙂.
Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living in The Villages' in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and they decide go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[Stu from NYC]

Very funny

[bsloan1960]

An elderly couple is getting ready to have sex for the first time. Things are heating up, and as they are part way through disrobing the woman says, "I want to tell you I have Acute Angina". The man says, "Thank goodness- because I'm not impressed with what I'm seeing so far"