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MartinSE
09-28-2022, 09:52 AM
You and your better half take a king size bed sheet outside and try to fold it...

More suggestions?

Kenswing
09-28-2022, 09:56 AM
I thought you committed forum suicide - lol. I knew you would miss us. At least you came back with the same username this time. :a040:

Okay.. Try raking your leaves.

Sit under your pool umbrella.. Wherever it might go.

fdpaq0580
09-28-2022, 10:06 AM
Pickleball, golf, any sport.

jebartle
09-28-2022, 10:10 AM
Walk the dog

DonH57
09-28-2022, 10:42 AM
Make a giant sail for your golf cart. See where the wind takes you!:D

MartinSE
09-28-2022, 11:01 AM
I thought you committed forum suicide - lol. I knew you would miss us. At least you came back with the same username this time. :a040:

Okay.. Try raking your leaves.

Sit under your pool umbrella.. Wherever it might go.

Cool idea, you could attach a swing seat to the umbrella and ride around TV in it!

MartinSE
09-28-2022, 11:02 AM
Make a giant sail for your golf cart. See where the wind takes you!:D

I like it wind powered Golf Cart, even better than electric - imagine a top speed of 150 mph!

MartinSE
09-28-2022, 11:02 AM
I thought you committed forum suicide - lol. I knew you would miss us. At least you came back with the same username this time. :a040:


I did, but they only kicked me off for a month - sigh. I will have to try harder next time.

DonH57
09-28-2022, 11:50 AM
I like it wind powered Golf Cart, even better than electric - imagine a top speed of 150 mph!

May go to places I've never imagined. LOL:a20:

charlieo1126@gmail.com
09-28-2022, 11:56 AM
I think I’m going to smoke some weed and get high, Oh wait a minute I already am !!!

MartinSE
09-28-2022, 12:03 PM
I think I’m going to smoke some weed and get high, Oh wait a minute I already am !!!

Me too, good idea!

Stu from NYC
09-28-2022, 12:05 PM
wonder how far I can hit a golf ball with a 100 mph wind behind my back?

MartinSE
09-28-2022, 12:47 PM
wonder how far I can hit a golf ball with a 100 mph wind behind my back?

All the way to Orlando?

JMintzer
09-28-2022, 02:36 PM
I did, but they only kicked me off for a month - sigh. I will have to try harder next time.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/78347923.jpg

Ecuadog
09-28-2022, 05:15 PM
I think I’m going to smoke some weed and get high, Oh wait a minute I already am !!!

Try rolling that joint outside.

Taltarzac725
09-28-2022, 07:15 PM
Give Jim Cantore a handshake.

villager7591
09-28-2022, 07:33 PM
Surprised alcohol has not yet been mentioned...

richdell
09-28-2022, 08:03 PM
Dragon boat racing down Buena Vista.

Stu from NYC
09-28-2022, 09:15 PM
Dragon boat racing down Buena Vista.

Drag racing down either Buena Vista or Morse but if you hit any debris you lose.

MartinSE
09-28-2022, 10:26 PM
Wash your car in your garage, then pull out onto your driveway and get a free rinse and blow dry.

me4vt
09-29-2022, 05:44 AM
We’ll for one, it’s not a CAT 5!!!

Eg_cruz
09-29-2022, 06:09 AM
Walk the dog
Really…..let’s put our fur babies at risk….smdh

fcgiii
09-29-2022, 06:59 AM
They closed the rec centers so we can't play water volleyball today. So our street is going to play in the pond. trouble is, the balls keep blowing away. anybody got a spare bowling ball we can use?

MartinSE
09-29-2022, 07:21 AM
We’ll for one, it’s not a CAT 5!!!

Well, for another thing, it was not a factual claim, it was a JOKE. sigh.

Stu from NYC
09-29-2022, 08:04 AM
Really…..let’s put our fur babies at risk….smdh

It was a joke why would you think otherwise?

Mrfriendly
09-29-2022, 08:08 AM
Pickleball, golf, any sport.

First one to hit the Ping Pong ball with paddle wins

missyomama
09-29-2022, 08:10 AM
Read the newspaper, outside.

Mrmean58
09-29-2022, 08:42 AM
I thought you committed forum suicide - lol. I knew you would miss us. At least you came back with the same username this time. :a040:

Okay.. Try raking your leaves.

Sit under your pool umbrella.. Wherever it might go.

The leaves currently in my yard are not my leaves and will be someone else's by the time I get out there.

Joe C.
09-29-2022, 08:49 AM
Spray paint your house .....

Stu from NYC
09-29-2022, 08:53 AM
Spray paint your house .....

Make sure you use an approved color so you are not reported by the old biddies

Warcats
09-29-2022, 10:44 AM
Sit outside and try to fill your weekly pill holder.

MartinSE
09-29-2022, 10:46 AM
Sit outside and try to fill your weekly pill holder.

I have a monthly pill minder - what a PIA to fill - sigh... LOL! Good suggestion!

MrFlorida
09-29-2022, 11:25 AM
Take your broom for a ride.

Freehiker
10-02-2022, 12:11 PM
I am kinda disappointed that no one else thought to go skinny dipping in their neighborhood pool during the storm.

Stu from NYC
10-02-2022, 02:55 PM
Have you wife make you breakfast in bed, not mention lunch and dinner:bigbow:

PugMom
10-02-2022, 03:12 PM
I did, but they only kicked me off for a month - sigh. I will have to try harder next time.

i missed ur posts, am glad to see u back. as for the storm thread, it's impossible to light a match or open an umbrella. both massive fails, lol