Rainger99
01-23-2023, 02:54 PM
Two golfers are about to play 18 holes when one of them says he's going to the pro shop to buy some golf balls, and asks his friend if he needs any balls.
His friend says, "No thanks, I have a ball."
The golfer says, "You only have ONE ball?? You're going to lose that, and then what will you do?"
"Oh no, this is a special ball," his friend says, "You can't lose it!"
"What do you mean you can't lose it? What if you hit it in a water hazard?"
"This ball floats, so you can't lose it!" his friend says.
"Then what if you hit it in some deep rough, and you can't find it?"
"The ball has a little strobe light that will start flashing, so you can't lose it!"
"Well what if you hit it way out in the woods and you don't even know where to look for it?" the golfer asks.
"The ball has a little horn inside it, and it will start beeping," his friend says. "So you can't lose it!"
"Wow, that's amazing!" the golfer says. "Where did you get that ball?"
"I found it," his friend says.
His friend says, "No thanks, I have a ball."
The golfer says, "You only have ONE ball?? You're going to lose that, and then what will you do?"
"Oh no, this is a special ball," his friend says, "You can't lose it!"
"What do you mean you can't lose it? What if you hit it in a water hazard?"
"This ball floats, so you can't lose it!" his friend says.
"Then what if you hit it in some deep rough, and you can't find it?"
"The ball has a little strobe light that will start flashing, so you can't lose it!"
"Well what if you hit it way out in the woods and you don't even know where to look for it?" the golfer asks.
"The ball has a little horn inside it, and it will start beeping," his friend says. "So you can't lose it!"
"Wow, that's amazing!" the golfer says. "Where did you get that ball?"
"I found it," his friend says.