Larryandlinda
12-01-2010, 08:42 AM
> Truths For Mature Humans
>
> 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
> immediately clear your computer history if you die.
>
> 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
> argument when you realize you're wrong.
>
> 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want
> to nap when I was younger.
>
> 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font!
>
> 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted
> sheet?
>
> 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
>
> 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on
> # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my
> neighborhood.
>
> 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
> told you how the person died.
>
> 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least
> kind of tired.
>
> 10. Bad decisions make good stories.
>
> 11. You never know when it will strike, but there
> comes a moment at work when you know that you just
> aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of
> the day.
>
> 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes
> after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my
> collection...again.
>
> 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
> Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to
> my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not
> make any changes to.
>
> 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone
> just so I know not to answer when they call.
>
> 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
>
> 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
> given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with
> Miller Lite than Kay.
>
> 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing
> option.
>
> 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line
> between boredom and hunger.
>
> 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?"
> before you just nod and smile because you still didn't
> hear or understand a word they said?
>
> 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire
> line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in
> at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
>
> 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants?
> Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
>
> 22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive
> times and still not know what time it is.
>
> 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
> locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their
> cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but
> I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
> from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
> first time, every time!
>
> 24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in
> Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
> That means it only took 100 years for men to realize
> that their brain is also important. (Ladies.....Quit
> Laughing.)
L and L
>
> 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
> immediately clear your computer history if you die.
>
> 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
> argument when you realize you're wrong.
>
> 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want
> to nap when I was younger.
>
> 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font!
>
> 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted
> sheet?
>
> 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
>
> 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on
> # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my
> neighborhood.
>
> 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
> told you how the person died.
>
> 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least
> kind of tired.
>
> 10. Bad decisions make good stories.
>
> 11. You never know when it will strike, but there
> comes a moment at work when you know that you just
> aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of
> the day.
>
> 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes
> after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my
> collection...again.
>
> 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
> Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to
> my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not
> make any changes to.
>
> 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone
> just so I know not to answer when they call.
>
> 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
>
> 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
> given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with
> Miller Lite than Kay.
>
> 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing
> option.
>
> 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line
> between boredom and hunger.
>
> 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?"
> before you just nod and smile because you still didn't
> hear or understand a word they said?
>
> 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire
> line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in
> at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
>
> 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants?
> Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
>
> 22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive
> times and still not know what time it is.
>
> 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
> locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their
> cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but
> I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
> from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
> first time, every time!
>
> 24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in
> Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
> That means it only took 100 years for men to realize
> that their brain is also important. (Ladies.....Quit
> Laughing.)
L and L