The Villages "Have gun, will travel" spinoffs!

[Taltarzac]

Have club, will bogie.

Have KathieI, will dance.

Have seat, will laugh.

Have TOTV, will communicate.

Have money, will spend.

Have gun, will poach.

Have dog, will find Fumar's yard.

Have golf cart, will go everywhere.

Have booze, will go next door.

Have Buffalo Bills fan flag, will be embarrassed.

Have Villages ID, will go around the gates.

Have oven, will eat out every night.

Have TV, will turn up to 48 level volume.

Have Palin for President bumper sticker, will go to Tea Parties.

Have Leisureville, will curse out loud.

Have 152 channels, will read Clive Cussler.

[chuckinca]

Have sun, will bask

Have malls, will shop

Have Gators, will root

Have MCO, will fly

Have Squares, will dance

Have rod, will fish

Have Disney, will enjoy

Have pools, will swim

[brostholder]

still stuck in Toledo......have snow will shovel

[colleenj]

have needles, will knit

have music, will sing

have books, will read

have polo, will watch

have sunshine, will go outside and ENJOY!!

[2BNTV]

Have sunset, will watch.

Have fun, will enjoy.

Have happy hour, will drink.

have games, will participate.

Tal - You could have started this thread like the three word sentences.

[Mudder]

still stuck in Toledo......have snow will shovel

I feel so bad for you !!! We'd help if we were there.

[2newyorkers]

Very clever and funny!

[Taltarzac]

Very clever and funny!

Thanks.

Some more.

Have "Where Everybody's Rides" commercials, will throw up. barf

Have no buffalo, will be sad.

Have many maps, will still get lost.

[2BNTV]

Have maps, will find.

Have cart, will go.

Have food, will eat.

Have drink, will guzzle.

Have couch, will sleep.

Have no mas, will stop.

[Pturner]

Have chairs, will save
Have space, will save
Have TSA, will gripe (or)
Have TSA, will grope :icon_wink:
Have electric cart, will run out of gas
Have gas cart, will smell

[PinkNana]

Have health, will celebrate!

[another Linda]

Have health, will celebrate!
Ah, nice!

[another Linda]

Have snow, will flee.

[ceejay]

Have Buffalo Bills fan flag, will be embarrassed.

Have fist, will blacken eye!

Just Kidding :throwtomatoes:

Have sense of humor, will live forever!:kiss: