Thought For the Day

[2BNTV]

This could be a wise saying, humorous comment or anything someone might want to share with others.

"Some people brighten up a room when they enter and some when they leave".

[mak44070]

If you think you can, or you think you can't - you're right!

[billethkid]

they are right if they are wrong but do not know they are wrong...

when they know they are wrong and say they are right they are wrong....

or something like that.

btk

[2newyorkers]

I might not always be right, but I am never wrong.

[tpop1]

I might not always be right, but I am never wrong.


..."not always right but never in doubt!"

[JAV0108]

Golf is a game you play on a five inch course. The distance between your ears!

[Sparky-30]

After talking to these clean water systems salesman and watching them break out their little black bag of little vials and chemicals to show me how bad our water is, I find myself having to take a shower!barf

[2BNTV]

"If you don't ask, the answer is automatically no".

[GeorgeT]

Perform one act of random kindness every day.

[l2ridehd]

If I admit your right, then we would both be wrong.

[laryb]

"Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid" John Wayne

[2BNTV]

A friend of mine who lived in TV recently passed away use to say to his son:

"Use your head for something other than a hatrack".

[2BNTV]

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded". - Yogi Berra

[K9-Lovers]

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is you never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln

[Boomer]

"It's easier to stay out than get out." -- Mark Twain


Sometimes, in various situations, I repeat this quote over and over to myself. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it has to do with Cincinnati's Graeter's ice cream. (chocolate chip)

Boomer

[springfield]

There are no strangers, only friends we haven't met.


Ask for forgiveness rather than permission.


There are two types of concrete. The kind that cracks, and the kind that will crack.

[brostholder]

84.5% of all statistics are made up.

[2BNTV]

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is you never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln

Good one. :a20:

[2BNTV]

People are about as happy as they make-up their minds to be. -A. Lincoln

[jblum8156]

Life is uncertain; eat dessert first!

[islandgal]

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded". - Yogi Berra
:1rotfl::1rotfl:

What a hoot! I've heard that statement more than once with
emphasis on the "Nobody" and it is still usually crowded!!!

[2BNTV]

Even a dead clock is right twice a day.

[graciegirl]

It is better to be looked over than overlooked. (My mom)

Try to sneak around and do something good every day. (Father Jim)

No one wins a p***ing contest. (Sweetie)

No one can have everything they want. (Helene)

[2BNTV]

It don't cost nothing, to be nice. - (my mom).

[eremite06]

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

[2BNTV]

People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.

[skyguy79]

Go on a wiskey diet. You're guaranteed to lose 3 days in the first week! :thumbup:

[Pturner]

"Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves." (Don't know who said it.)

"It doesn't matter if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there." (Don't know who said it.)

"Your fast becoming who you're going to be." (Mrs. Southern, my 6th grade teacher)

"The greater the need, the better the beer" (um... me)

[2BNTV]

Some people brighten a room when they enter and some people when they leave.

[2BNTV]

It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young.

[batman911]

"All that big talk don't mean doodlie squat" (Grandma)

Similar to "Show me the beef"


"Man with two watches never know what time it is" (Chinese Sage)

[another Linda]

Those with a clear conscience generally have a bad memory.
Garrison Keillor

[2BNTV]

If you don't know where your going, chances are your are already there.

[Maryland Girl]

This could be a wise saying, humorous comment or anything someone might want to share with others.

"Some people brighten up a room when they enter and some when they leave".


Yesterday is the ashes, tomorrow is the wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly.

American Indian proverb.

[duffysmom]

Situations don't make or break people, they reveal people.:icon_wink:

[Pturner]

Yesterday's history.
Tomorrow's a mystery.
But today-- today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

[2 Oldcrabs]

It is not how much money you make, it is how much you keep !

[jblum8156]

You can have anything you want. You can't have everything you want.

[ssmith]

:1rotfl::1rotfl:
"It's easier to stay out than get out." -- Mark Twain


Sometimes, in various situations, I repeat this quote over and over to myself. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it"It's easier to stay out than get out." -- Mark Twain

Thanks for the laughs guys!!!!

[Maryland Girl]

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. (6 year-old granddaughter to her three year-old brother) :clap2:

[2BNTV]

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. (6 year-old granddaughter to her three year-old brother) :clap2:

Very cute. :BigApplause:

[2BNTV]

Into each life a little rain must fall so why did I get stuck in a downpour.

Best Friends Mom.

[skyguy79]

If the cops arrest a mute, do they really need to tell him that he has the right to remain silent?

[taylor111947]

Words I have learned to live by - especially in the last couple of years:

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. (Mark Twain)

[OpusX1]

I never heard a man (or woman) on his death bed say I wish I spent more time at the office.
Readers Digest.

[2BNTV]

The Serenity Prayer
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

[faithfulfrank]

Better to retire ten years too early then one day too late......

Frank

[Pturner]

In the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make.

The Beatles

[Maryland Girl]

Yesterday's history.
Tomorrow's a mystery.
But today-- today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.


Lovely! :thumbup:

[Maryland Girl]

The Serenity Prayer
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.


One of my favorites.

[LI SNOWBIRD]

No matter where ya go-- there you are

[2BNTV]

Yesterday's history.
Tomorrow's a mystery.
But today-- today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

Pturmer and Maryland Girl:

There is a book called the "The Precious Present" by Spencer Johnson, M.D., that one can read in 15 or 20 minutes. I hope I remembered the author correctly. It is a beautiful book of approximately eigthy pages, (large type), that explains this concept simply and eloquently.

Yesterday is gone.
Tomorrow is not here yet.
All we have is today.

It's the same sentiment. I don't want to give the premise of the book away.

You might enjoy reading it. I wish that I didn't give my copy away as it was never returned.

[DaleMN]

That which does not destroy us makes us stronger- Nietzsche.

[gongoozler]

That which does not destroy us makes us stronger- Nietzsche.

God is dead - Nietzsche


Nietzsche is dead - God!

[LI SNOWBIRD]

That which does not destroy us makes us stronger- Nietzsche.

He also said "when you look into the abyss-- it looks into you"
I won't go into what else he said.

[2BNTV]

Life is too short to be little. Author not known.

[diskman]

with tears in his eyes

"why couldn't dad have worked Saturdays & Sundays also"..:spoken:

[diskman]

OK who's the wise guy what fartsded!:p

[K9-Lovers]

Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.

[K9-Lovers]

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

[K9-Lovers]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

OR

You should never argue with a crazy mi-mi-mi-mi-mind. (Billy Joel)

[whartonjelly]

Gray skies are going to clear up. Put on a happy Face !:jester:

[2BNTV]

Life is fragile, handle with prayer.

[2BNTV]

Today is your gift from GOD, what you do with it is your gift to HIM.

[JSR22]

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday and everything is okay!:wave:

[GaDawg]

1. The fleas come with the dog.
2. Every problem is a temporary one.
3. Nothing is as bad, or as good, as it may seem.

[2BNTV]

This too shall pass.

[Hancle704]

Zu früh alt und zu spät klug.

[eweissenbach]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

The most dangerous thing you can possess is a good excuse.

All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Two can live as cheaply as one - for half as long.

[mrfixit]

PAST experience is a GUIDE post......NOT a HITCHING post. ( my dear mom )

[mrfixit]

I don't repeat gossip.....so listen VERY carefully. ( Damifino )

[mrfixit]

My get up and go has got up and went. ( Aunt Emma )

[mrfixit]

YOU ARE FULL OF " PITH ". ( me..responding to nun who asked me to use that word in a sentence...................WE HAVE A VERY " PITHY" TEACHER. (My response when she asked me to "try again". (( my gawd ----7th grade was the toughest 2 years of my life )).

[mrfixit]

DANG IT....I CUT THAT BOARD OFF TWICE>>>>AND IT'S STILL TOO SHORT!!! ( my uncle Joe helping me build a wagon...when I was a little shaver ). I never responded .. I thought he actually meant it.

[mrfixit]

THERE AIN'T NO POINT IN TELLIN YOU THAT YOU'RE STUPID. ( My best childhood friend. Now known as "The Fart Smeller" .....really supposed to be calling him "The Smart Feller"....but what do I know....Why in the HE## are we still friends??? -----I guess maybe HE WAS correct ).

[mrfixit]

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[2BNTV]

Any day above grass is a great day. :)

[Uptown Girl]

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein

[De Lis]

Love it!

[ssmith]

Wharton Jelly, You obviously have not been in Indiana this spring. hahahaha

[mrfixit]

Never was worried about the bullets I could hear......They were already PAST You.( Bro-in-law talking about being away at war )

[mrfixit]

Get ME the He!! out of here......before I TAKE THEM the He!! out of here. ( Bro talking about PROTESTERS at Airport... as we were waiting to Welcome our troops home)

[mrfixit]

There are only TWO kinds of Battles............. The ones YOU WIN .....AND.........The ones THEY LOSE ( another kinfolk )

[mrfixit]

How nice...... I took a Bullet so that chicken head could spit on MY flag.( kin talking about a Protester )

[mrfixit]

Sure hope he don't spit on me.....OR ...He will be learning to walk and talk..ALL OVER AGAIN. ( Same kin....finisning his statement).

[PylutDood]

"It's better to be down (on the ground) and wishing you were up...than to be UP...wishing you were DOWN !

[memason]

It doesn't cost any more to go first class....you just can't go as far. :$:

[2BNTV]

You know you are drunk if your lying down on the floor and have to hold on.

[Annabelle]

Youth is a crown of roses; old age a crown of willows.
(Jewish proverb)

[jmarkohio]

When you pick up a baby, everyone tells you to watch the head. That isn’t the end that needs watching.

[Uptown Girl]

"The only time laughter is unwelcome is when cola is likely to come squirting out of your nose."

[skyguy79]

"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

[2BNTV]

Experience is the best teacher.

Wisdom is learning from other people's experience.

[skyguy79]

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

[2BNTV]

Muhammed Ali to Howard Cosell:

You never make a mistake twice, your too busy making new ones.

[skyguy79]

Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000611393/polls_bad_haircut_1457_711674_poll_xlarge.jpeg
Or your pet!

[jebartle]

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YOU ARE FULL OF " PITH ". ( me..responding to nun who asked me to use that word in a sentence...................WE HAVE A VERY " PITHY" TEACHER. (My response when she asked me to "try again". (( my gawd ----7th grade was the toughest 2 years of my life )).

[skyguy79]

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

[2BNTV]

A New York minute is only 40 seconds. :)

[skyguy79]

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
http://www.dogasaur.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/peein-fire-hydrant-34.jpg

[2BNTV]

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
http://www.dogasaur.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/peein-fire-hydrant-34.jpg

skyguy:

I loved this one. You are a hoot.

[gary42651]

The older I get....the better I was

Its ok to disagree, just don`t be disagreeable

Happiness is positive cash flow.

[2BNTV]

I can't wait until tomorrow, I get better looking every day.

Joe Namath

[skyguy79]

skyguy:

I loved this one. You are a hoot.Thanks!
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Animals/Owls/Sleepy_owl.gif
"It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser."

[mrfixit]

This could be a wise saying, humorous comment or anything someone might want to share with others.

"Some people brighten up a room when they enter and some when they leave".

I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her..... ..( Rodney Dangerfield)

[mrfixit]

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen..Police say they have nothing to go on. ( Ronnie Barker)

[mrfixit]

Go to Heaven for the climate, hell for the company. ( Mark Twain)

[mrfixit]

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. ( Steven Wright )

[mrfixit]

I Catfish, but don't always catch fish. ( me )

[mrfixit]

Too dumb to be dangerous..( me ...referring to myself )

[skyguy79]

http://www.images-graphics-pics.com/signs/smilies/sign-generator.aspx?text=A+penny+saved+is+%0D%0Aa+gover nment+oversight%2E+%0D%0A&smiley=smiley-wink&down=20&slide=0&font=comic&color=black&fontsize=12&allow=&spacing=28 (http://happyfacegenerator.com/signs/smilies/sign-generators.asp)

[rubicon]

Skyguy:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1ro tfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[skyguy79]

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

[2BNTV]

Ive become a lite eater, when it's light out, I start eating. (me).

[skyguy79]

My forgetter's getting better but my rememberer is broke... http://th655.photobucket.com/albums/uu278/Kingfisher_05/th_astonishingly_inept.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/image/what%20smiley/Kingfisher_05/astonishingly_inept.gif?o=170)

[jmarkohio]

I took my pet parrot to the vet the other day because it would not talk any more. The vet said that it must be a case of the chirpies but he assured me that it was tweetable.

[jblum315]

Love that one, Maryland

[skyguy79]

Did you ever wonder if Alice Cramden's body was ever found during any of the moon landings? http://www.arduino.cc/yabbfiles/Smilies/lolk.gif

[2BNTV]

I've gone on a seafood diet. All the food I see, I eat.

[cbear1958]

Is God so powerful that he can make a rock so big that he cannot pick it up himself?