No dead penquins ?????

[The Great Fumar]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
Bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will
Mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
Compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
Members of the family and social circle have been
Known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
Wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for
The dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle
Around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


Then they kick him in the ice hole.

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool OLD people

yuk yuk fumar:cold:

[Taltarzac]

http://www.antarcticconnection.com/antarctic/wildlife/birds/skuas.shtml

[The Great Fumar]

All my years of living by the water , I can't say I ever saw a SKUAS.....I do remember reading a book one time about a SKUAS........It was a love story about a case of BOUY meets GULL !!!!

WHEW pretty bad ,, Fumarbarf

[duffysmom]

Fumar, you really had me sitting at the edge of my seat and then BAM!! ::1rotfl::1rotfl: I laughed so hard I pipi'ed and now I'm afraid that they may close my road and my neighbors will be mad at me.(It's the full moon):22yikes:

[pooh]

Very funny, Fumar!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VC1XWtiPUo

[ceejay]

Thank you, Pooh! An oldie but a goodie! I could watch that all day long and laugh hysterically each time!:clap2:

[Taltarzac]

Thank you, Pooh! An oldie but a goodie! I could watch that all day long and laugh hysterically each time!:clap2:

I agree, Pooh. Had not seen that before. Very funny.