Loofahs

[Jimmydoodlebug]

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

[Foxtrot]

Old wives tale. Take it with a grain of salt.

[Stu from NYC]

Old wives tale. Take it with a grain of salt.

Or not:pepper2:

[fdpaq0580]

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

Have no idea what you mean. The story, as I understand it, is that some folks put tennis balls or loofah on their antenna to help them find their car in parking lots. Some conspiracy nut started a myth about alternative lifestyles based on what was on the antenna, aaaannnddd here we are. It's all a bunch of baloney, but it has made some interesting reading (all fiction, imHo)

[Bogie Shooter]

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

Search TOTV!

[asianthree]

Remember the antenna charters Disney made. We have an evil Queen. That equates to one or all of the descriptions below.

Loves Disney
Evils are Misunderstood
Beware Evil is in this car.
Custom Poison Apples available for Parties

[jimbomaybe]

Have no idea what you mean. The story, as I understand it, is that some folks put tennis balls or loofah on their antenna to help them find their car in parking lots. Some conspiracy nut started a myth about alternative lifestyles based on what was on the antenna, aaaannnddd here we are. It's all a bunch of baloney, but it has made some interesting reading (all fiction, imHo)

Perhaps I have made a mistake and am flying under false colors, I found a pink dayglo tennis ball, added a marker smiley face, stuck it on the roof antenna to help me locate my old Honda in large parking lots , nothing else ?? am I sending an unintended signal, the more HIP can better inform me

[MrFlorida]

I have had several on my roof at times, so far, nobody has followed me home.....

[Topspinmo]

Am I the only one who don’t pay attention to stuff like this?

[fdpaq0580]

Am I the only one who don’t pay attention to stuff like this?

No, your not. Buuut, then again, here you are?!?

[Velvet]

Wouldn’t it be easier (for those of us who are naive) just put a sign on the cart, car, yourself, “I’m available”?

[Marathon Man]

I'm still waiting for someone to explain why they believe that a loofa on top of your car in the middle of the parking lot does anything when you are standing in the middle of the entertainment square.

[New Englander]

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

It's a sign that they are part of a swinger sex club.

[fdpaq0580]

It's a sign that they are part of a swinger sex club.

Awww! Now everybody knows.

[Stu from NYC]

It's a sign that they are part of a swinger sex club.

Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

[fdpaq0580]

Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

Depends on the color of loofah, don't 'cha know!

[RCJ61]

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.
I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.

[Jimmydoodlebug]

I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before. I don't argue I just say it's not that bad I've only had the clap twice since I moved here. Well, crabs once, does that count? :D

[Stu from NYC]

Depends on the color of loofah, don't 'cha know!

So thats why there was a line out the door at the dollar store earlier.

[fdpaq0580]

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before. I don't argue I just say it's not that bad I've only had the clap twice since I moved here. Well, crabs once, does that count? :D

Crabs? That's sea food, ain't it?

[Lyarham]

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

They put them on their cars so they can find the car easier

[Josephjmarchese]

[QUOTE=RCJ61;2283783]I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.[/QUOT

It seems like it’s the only thing they know about the Villages! Then I ask they if they want to come down and fool around! lol. Almost all say “no thanks” Although one guy surprised me and asked for my address ! I told him that when he came down we can talk about him getting better Medicare supplement insurance. He tore up my address! Thank you God!

[Sully2023]

Depends on the color of loofah, don't 'cha know!

For the other designations, I’m sure they will come up with a color. We would not want anyone to miss out.

[golfing eagles]

For the other designations, I’m sure they will come up with a color. We would not want anyone to miss out.

No, we're all about diversity and inclusion :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[New Englander]

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

If you are too discreet to ride around with a loofah on your car, but still want some action. Then go to City Fire on Saturday night.

[jayteadunn]

Saw my first one at Brownwood on Saturday I had to snap a picture

[phojo]

Too many cars look alike these days and white is a popular color in Florida, so loofas help you find your car.

[lawgolfer]

Every few months a feature writer, blogger, etc. comes to The Villages to write a story about the world's largest retirement community. Invariably, they end up at the City Fire at Lake Sumter and "interview" some of the patrons drinking their afternoon beers at the outside bar. The discussion always turns to the stories the writer has heard about the sexual mores of TV's residents. The "good ole boys" set down their beers and spin a tall tale for the writer. The one about loofahs is the latest in a long string. The writers know that they are being "put on", but need the story in order to get their article published. It seems that their editors require a discussion about the sexual mores of seniors before they will publish an article about The Villages.

[Steve]

No, we're all about diversity and inclusion :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I have every one of these on my car just to confuse people. When I drive home it looks like a parade!

[fdpaq0580]

Saw my first one at Brownwood on Saturday I had to snap a picture

School colors??

[ElDiabloJoe]

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before...

I think it's great. I never explain, except to immediate family whose opinions matter to me. Otherwise, the more that think that, the fewer that come down and crowd everything up. Kinda slowing the migration, if you will.

[Velvet]

[QUOTE=RCJ61;2283783]I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.[/QUOT

It seems like it’s the only thing they know about the Villages! Then I ask they if they want to come down and fool around! lol. Almost all say “no thanks” Although one guy surprised me and asked for my address ! I told him that when he came down we can talk about him getting better Medicare supplement insurance. He tore up my address! Thank you God!

I didn’t think of that one! Going to borrow it from you. Lol.

[fdpaq0580]

I think it's great. I never explain, except to immediate family whose opinions matter to me. Otherwise, the more that think that, the fewer that come down and crowd everything up. Kinda slowing the migration, if you will.

Slowing the migration? Or just changing the appeal to a different demographic.

[RCJ61]

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before. I don't argue I just say it's not that bad I've only had the clap twice since I moved here. Well, crabs once, does that count? :D
I'll use that one next time. 👍

[Vermilion Villager]

Loofas was so yesterday's news.
NOW...its all about shoe and sandal colors, shirt tags in or out, belts, hats and hair pins.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!! IT'S TIME TO BE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!!!!:loco::crap2:

[Barborv]

I can't even tell you how many people would make those comments. I explain the STD story. Years ago a female gynecologist did a report that the Villages had a high number of STDs. Her article was later retracted. You can't make that statement without doing the math. The number of people living in TV was probably at that time 50 % higher than all other retirement communities. The loofah stories , i doubt it very much. I even asked on another occassion on here that if there is any truth to it please inform. Inquisitive minds want to know! I also know about the collar up on men, gold shoes on the town square for women, etc. Well, all I have to say is that I'm very insulted because no one has ever approached me and I have worn several gold shoes, before I knew the gold shoe story. A friend back home as a joke bought me two orange loofas. He had seen the chart of what the colors mean. He asked what does orange mean and I told him, it will mean STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! LOLOLOL

[PurePeach]

Loofas was so yesterday's news.
NOW...its all about shoe and sandal colors, shirt tags in or out, belts, hats and hair pins.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!! IT'S TIME TO BE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!!!!:loco::crap2:

Well, I want to be trendy, so tell me about the shoes colors, shirt tags, belts, hats, and hair pins!!!! :2excited: :MOJE_whot:

[Blackbird45]

If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

[fdpaq0580]

If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

Now that is funny!😂

[FredMitchell]

Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

Both, but the other 47 can be identified by their pastel coloration.

[Stu from NYC]

If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

But you would be nice and clean and red all over

[Nancy@Pinellas]

Yep, all urban legend.

[Whitley]

Perhaps I have made a mistake and am flying under false colors, I found a pink dayglo tennis ball, added a marker smiley face, stuck it on the roof antenna to help me locate my old Honda in large parking lots , nothing else ?? am I sending an unintended signal, the more HIP can better inform me

Tell me what you are into, and I will let you know if you being misleading with the pink tennis ball. One important detail, do the corners of the smile go above the eyes of below?

[Whitley]

Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

47 you say. What are you stuck in the 90's. The amount of GENDERS (not sexes) is infinite. I read an article in teen Vogue about a gender fluid born female individual. In the first paragraph the person was called, him, her, she, they and them (a he would have gotten the royal flush). And God help you if you misgender that brave and stunning individual.

[Whitley]

Yep, all urban legend.

Be Kind To One Another. If Only.

[golfing eagles]

47 you say. What are you stuck in the 90's. The amount of GENDERS (not sexes) is infinite. I read an article about a gender fluid born female individual. In the first paragraph the person was called, him, her, she, they and them (a he would have gotten the royal flush). And God help you if you misgender that brave and stunning individual.

Let me be the first to "misgender" them.

The English language has exactly 3 third person singular pronouns---he, she, and it. If someone does not identify as a "he" or a "she" then they are an "it". Permanently. See how simple this is?

[MrFlorida]

I've seen a pickle ball on a roof antenna, what does that mean ?

[fdpaq0580]

47 you say. What are you stuck in the 90's. The amount of GENDERS (not sexes) is infinite. I read an article about a gender fluid born female individual. In the first paragraph the person was called, him, her, she, they and them (a he would have gotten the royal flush). And God help you if you misgender that brave and stunning individual.

How many colors of loofah do they make? Asking for a friend.

[golfing eagles]

How many colors of loofah do they make? Asking for a friend.

Apparently, not enough :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[fdpaq0580]

I've seen a pickle ball on a roof antenna, what does that mean ?

I've got an old hockey puck. Wonder what they would get from that.

[Velvet]

I've seen a pickle ball on a roof antenna, what does that mean ?

It means; “I couldn’t find my loofa this morning, so if you play pickle ball, that’ll do.” Also because of the holes in the ball, it’s easy to put on the antenna.

[Stu from NYC]

Let me be the first to "misgender" them.

The English language has exactly 3 third person singular pronouns---he, she, and it. If someone does not identify as a "he" or a "she" then they are an "it". Permanently. See how simple this is?

Very simple way to determine gender. Take your clothes off and stand in front of a mirror.

Write down the type of genitalia you see. Take it with you if you are prone to forget what you wrote and pull it our if necessary.

Still do not understand how a perspective supreme court justice could not figure this out.

[ThirdOfFive]

I've got an old hockey puck. Wonder what they would get from that.
Probably five minutes in the penalty box...

[golfing eagles]

Very simple way to determine gender. Take your clothes off and stand in front of a mirror.

Write down the type of genitalia you see. Take it with you if you are prone to forget what you wrote and pull it our if necessary.

Still do not understand how a perspective supreme court justice could not figure this out.

Good one! Then write "he", "she", or "it" right under that.

[ThirdOfFive]

I think it is just one more example of "if it bleeds, it leads". Or, as Sir Winston Churchill once so famously said "a lie , he can get halfway around the world before the truth can get it's pants on".

Americans apparently have an inexhaustible appetite for the prurient and the sleazy. And if anyone makes a living from the printed or spoken word, he or she learns pretty quickly that stories (be they verbal, printed or spoken) about quilting sessions, trimming Crepe Myrtles or model train exhibitions die a pretty quick death. Villagers are probably no more likely--probably a whole lot more UNlikely--to catch a case of sabertoothed crotchcritters than just about any other discrete group in America that you could name, but when it the story is connected to TV, which after all is the largest retirement community on the entire planet with a geographical size bigger than the city of San Francisco and with the financial and other types of clout that it has--well, people are going to notice.