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01-16-2011, 09:09 AM
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
"Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
"Who said you iron better than me?"
"Jor huzban he say so."
"Oh yeah?"
"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
"Jor hozban did."
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
"The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth:
"And did my husband say that as well?"
"No Seņora......." "The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
"Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
"Who said you iron better than me?"
"Jor huzban he say so."
"Oh yeah?"
"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
"Jor hozban did."
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
"The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth:
"And did my husband say that as well?"
"No Seņora......." "The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"